Goddamn Dirty Midgets by The Jackalopes Lyrics

(verse1)
They're short
Funny lookin'
Kinda spooky
I'm bookin'
Can't fight it
Wanna toss 'em
Midget wrasslin'
Fuckin' awesome!
(chorus)
Goddamn dirty midgets give me bad dreams
Dirty fuckin' midgets scare the hell outta me
(verse2)
Midget porn
Is disgustin'
Can't stand
To watch 'em fuckin'
Knew a midget
She was a slut
She said she'd lick my friend's butt!
(repeat chorus)
(verse3)
Wizard of Oz
Disturbed my head
Made me look
Under the bed
The only ones
I can stand
Is Hank "The Angry Drunk Dwarf" and Bushwick Bill!
(repeat chorus)