Kinky Boots by The Irish Brigade Lyrics

I drove my Saracen through your garden last night
I  kicked your front door down around at midnight
Oh  something's telling me boy, you're avoiding me
And when I find you, you will go for your tea

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Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I've  got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
And  when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands
We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

My  good friend Bertie, he's in the UDR
(who-ar who-ar)
Searching for weapons, he will go near and far
(who-ar who-ar)
Up  around by Cappagh, you'd never find him there
Oh the only gun he'd get there is an Armalite in his ear

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My good friend Trevor, he's in the RUC
(I see I see)
But now they've handed him his redundancy
(I see I see)
The folks along the border won't be seeing him anymore
That provo sniper will be missing him for sure
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My good friend Nigel, he's in the SAS
(oh yes oh yes)
He said a change is just as good as arrest
(oh yes oh yes)
But now they've posted him way down to Crossmaglen
He wishes to blazes he was back in jail again

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My good friend Sammy, he's in the DUP
(I see I see)
An outstanding member, as all the world can see
(I see I see)
I said go up to Donegal, if you want to have some fun
He said I'll take a run there, if I have nothing on

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