Spread The News by The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis Lyrics

A man walks down a corridor
No-one knows his name
All around people bustle for
The kick-off of the game
Strolling down this corridor
Two people he meets
Brushing them accidentally
He drops down to his feet
Sound the news!

News spreads from the corridor
A media rush ensues
Who was this man, what did he want?
“We have the breaking news”
Police had blocked the entrance
Word of mouth had travelled far
The stranger was a stranger no more
He'd become a film star
Russell Crowe? Spread the news!

Next day, the World wakes in shock
“Murdered film star” headlines
Conspiracies and tributes
Who did this heinous crime?
A man dies in a corridor
Propelled to worldwide fame
In all this media confusion
We'll never know his name