An Exploration Into Space Time The Vegetable Song by The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis Lyrics

An exploration into time and space
Vegetables survive as the only race
Dressed as carrot I storm their base
The turnips defend armed with mace
An underground war fought by garlic
Mayonnaise dressing holds the barrier
The city walls made of bricks
Cannot hold back our army of hicks
With the hillbillies we unite
Our spaceship lands, we doth fight
Vegetable armies control the land
Our main weapon a frying pan
Got some oil, ready to cook
But I'll to refer to my recipe book
I glance the pages as the aubergine marches
It's too late, they stab me millions of times I'm dying I'm dying I'm dying…

Sagittarius! Sagittarius! Sagittarius! Sagittarius!

I wake up in the departure lounge
Our flight to Bosnia has been ground
I call for Steve, he's on the loo
You'll never guess what he's doing
I shout for him, the plane's going to go!
“Go away Rory…!!!”
Indeed he's right, the plane we miss
Turn's out all he needed was to piss
“Then what were you doing?” I ask him aloud
“Squeezing for no reason, no I am not proud”
Okay that's it… we're boarding the plane now…