Public Service Broadcast by The Holloways Lyrics

Where'd the control to my TV go
It's the witness to the world but a nuisance to my soul
Where'd the control to my TV go
Trisha's on the telly man, I don't wanna know
Just how low this country can go

Where'd the control to my TV go
This boxer's in prison without parole
Where'd the control to my TV go
The weather girl forecasts rain and snow
But outside my window, sunshine glows

Where's my control
Where's my control, my control

I stick my hand down my settee
And I get stuck I can't get free
All I find's a measly 50p

And now I'm stuck on my settee
With one hand free and shit TV
And I can't quite reach my cup of tea
Where's my control
Where's my control, my control

Where'd my control go, I don't know
Where'd my control go, I don't know
Where, I don't know where

BBC and ITV, they're meant to educate their PSBs
I might as well watch QVC

QVC's alright with me, it's got exactly what I need
A brand new control for my TV

Where's my control
Where's my control, my control (x2)

Where'd my control go, I don't know
Where'd my control go, I don't know
Where, I don't know where

Where'd my control go, I don't know, (where'd my control to my TV go)
Where'd my control go, I don't know, (where'd my control to my TV go)
Where, I don't know where