The Dutchman by The High Llamas Lyrics

[Verse 1]
The Dutchman was dressed to impress
Walking through streets that were laid with distress

[Chorus]
By the barstool, patiently sat
Little collie stares back

[Verse 2]
Two wrongs do not make a right
Though there are times when it feels they just might

[Verse 3]
I don't know my right from my left
I do not know where the next sun will set

[Chorus]
By the barstool, patiently sat
Little collie stares back