Amateur by The Hallowed Boosh Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Sitting by my phone, Listening to her ring tone
Now I'm beginning to drone 'bout how i feel so alone
She got me caught up in a thirst trap, Struck out after my first bat
And I'm waiting on a callback, but we never did rehearse that
It's crazy, I see the dudes you be mackin
Exchanging DNA through a tongue transaction
"I don't knnow how it happens," Oh, it's just dumb luck?
You see sounds like you forgot the part where you got me fucked up
Why you gotta catch me at the worst times?
You know I see you on the web making thirst vines
Where you playin' with my head like just the tip
Red lips control all like a computer chip
It's crazy how those hips move, but sad that we never converse like hip shoes
Might not be number one but hope I'm in your top 2
I'll just take my time and wait until my spot move, I gotchu
[Hook]
This is likely to not last forever
Hope that they like me and think my rhymes are clever
Y'all want the job but I'm going for tenure
You might be big but I swear I'll be bigger
[Verse 2]
Why y'all laughing, what's so funny?
Is it cause I'm rapping 'bout things other than money?
Oh you know me, I'm Josh Gad white
Nobody listening we know what you live like!
Two story house by a park oh what a sad site
Eaten 4 meals everyday and 3 on a bad night
Got a bunch of friends but nobody bumpin' your tracks right?
Just use your credit card when you see the flash of the gas light
I mean, it's true, I ain't no poor man's soldier
And yes I know I live comfortably as I've gotten older
Who's this Boosh kid and why's he so damn cocky?
Thinks he's some sort of god like he just knocked out Rocky?
But that's not really me, I'm an ego asthmatic
Wanna hop up on MTV get more cheese than a Kraft addict
Hold up, there I go, talkin' bout dough again
It's funny cause I don't know where Ben stops and Boosh begins
Lookin' at there paths is like staring at a crucifix
They cross, but you already know what it it
It's 1 AM I need some rest, with time I just know I'll be the best
That upper middle class, kid who's a bundle of sass
Used to be failing my classes, now I'm just making classics
[Hook]
Sitting by my phone, Listening to her ring tone
Now I'm beginning to drone 'bout how i feel so alone
She got me caught up in a thirst trap, Struck out after my first bat
And I'm waiting on a callback, but we never did rehearse that
It's crazy, I see the dudes you be mackin
Exchanging DNA through a tongue transaction
"I don't knnow how it happens," Oh, it's just dumb luck?
You see sounds like you forgot the part where you got me fucked up
Why you gotta catch me at the worst times?
You know I see you on the web making thirst vines
Where you playin' with my head like just the tip
Red lips control all like a computer chip
It's crazy how those hips move, but sad that we never converse like hip shoes
Might not be number one but hope I'm in your top 2
I'll just take my time and wait until my spot move, I gotchu
[Hook]
This is likely to not last forever
Hope that they like me and think my rhymes are clever
Y'all want the job but I'm going for tenure
You might be big but I swear I'll be bigger
[Verse 2]
Why y'all laughing, what's so funny?
Is it cause I'm rapping 'bout things other than money?
Oh you know me, I'm Josh Gad white
Nobody listening we know what you live like!
Two story house by a park oh what a sad site
Eaten 4 meals everyday and 3 on a bad night
Got a bunch of friends but nobody bumpin' your tracks right?
Just use your credit card when you see the flash of the gas light
I mean, it's true, I ain't no poor man's soldier
And yes I know I live comfortably as I've gotten older
Who's this Boosh kid and why's he so damn cocky?
Thinks he's some sort of god like he just knocked out Rocky?
But that's not really me, I'm an ego asthmatic
Wanna hop up on MTV get more cheese than a Kraft addict
Hold up, there I go, talkin' bout dough again
It's funny cause I don't know where Ben stops and Boosh begins
Lookin' at there paths is like staring at a crucifix
They cross, but you already know what it it
It's 1 AM I need some rest, with time I just know I'll be the best
That upper middle class, kid who's a bundle of sass
Used to be failing my classes, now I'm just making classics
[Hook]