Texting. Rhyming. Pat Buchanan Fail. by The Gregory Brothers Lyrics
Let's get it right
Let's get it right
Shawty on the mic
The fact is that right now if you are black or Hispanic
You have a much greater chance of being arrested
Are you sayin' we got thugs in the fuzz?
Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs
Real talk, we got caught together smokin' lettuce leaves
Lettuce leaves
They put me in the slammer
They gave me a college degree!
WTF?
In biology
He don't know a tiger from a giraffe
It is painful, it is shameful
Disdainful! I'm on parole
I'm keepin' my glass of champagne full
Top of the world
Brick on my ankle
If you are stopped by the police
Putcha head down and just wait
Wait!
Wait
Wait!
Wait
Wait!
Don't say nothin'
Shh
Wait
Wait!
Wait
Wait!
Putcha head down
Do the dance now!
Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
This is happening all the time
It's really stunning
This has been a country built by white folks
100% of the people who wrote the Constitution
100% of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence
White folks, Whi-i-i-ite folks!
I look at the track team, and they're all black folks
I think maybe those are the fastest guys we got
Fastest guys in the country
Fastest in the world
Black folks, Bla-a-a-ack folks!
WTF? I think I'm having a stroke
Suffering a white guy overload
Doctor, doctor, can a Shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe?
Oh
It's not always just black and white, black and white
We're fighting right now for a young white male
Who we felt the police abused by sticking something in his rectum
Why they gotta disrespect him?
Can we please move on now, Reverend?
Sticking something in his rectum
Trouble, we got trouble right here in Capitol City
With a capitol T, and it rhymes with B, that stands for broke!
We broke!
Right here in Capitol City, right here, we gotta figure out
A way to help the Americans who are about to choke!
No joke!
Oh yes we've got trouble
Trouble, trouble
Triple trouble
Trouble, trouble
Big time trouble
T! Rhymes with -
P!
Rhymes with -
C!
Rhymes with -
G!
I'm angry!
Rhymes with D
And it stands for Democrat
Texting while driving is dangerous, dangerous
Treacherous!
Perilous!
People who were text messaging were 20 times
More likely to have an accident than those who were
Talking on phones instead of typing
Just say no
But I'm a sucker for peer pressure
My thumbs can't stop!
Get a designated texter
Ow!
People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG
People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG
People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG
Let's get it right
Shawty on the mic
The fact is that right now if you are black or Hispanic
You have a much greater chance of being arrested
Are you sayin' we got thugs in the fuzz?
Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs
Real talk, we got caught together smokin' lettuce leaves
Lettuce leaves
They put me in the slammer
They gave me a college degree!
WTF?
In biology
He don't know a tiger from a giraffe
It is painful, it is shameful
Disdainful! I'm on parole
I'm keepin' my glass of champagne full
Top of the world
Brick on my ankle
If you are stopped by the police
Putcha head down and just wait
Wait!
Wait
Wait!
Wait
Wait!
Don't say nothin'
Shh
Wait
Wait!
Wait
Wait!
Putcha head down
Do the dance now!
Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
This is happening all the time
It's really stunning
This has been a country built by white folks
100% of the people who wrote the Constitution
100% of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence
White folks, Whi-i-i-ite folks!
I look at the track team, and they're all black folks
I think maybe those are the fastest guys we got
Fastest guys in the country
Fastest in the world
Black folks, Bla-a-a-ack folks!
WTF? I think I'm having a stroke
Suffering a white guy overload
Doctor, doctor, can a Shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe?
Oh
It's not always just black and white, black and white
We're fighting right now for a young white male
Who we felt the police abused by sticking something in his rectum
Why they gotta disrespect him?
Can we please move on now, Reverend?
Sticking something in his rectum
Trouble, we got trouble right here in Capitol City
With a capitol T, and it rhymes with B, that stands for broke!
We broke!
Right here in Capitol City, right here, we gotta figure out
A way to help the Americans who are about to choke!
No joke!
Oh yes we've got trouble
Trouble, trouble
Triple trouble
Trouble, trouble
Big time trouble
T! Rhymes with -
P!
Rhymes with -
C!
Rhymes with -
G!
I'm angry!
Rhymes with D
And it stands for Democrat
Texting while driving is dangerous, dangerous
Treacherous!
Perilous!
People who were text messaging were 20 times
More likely to have an accident than those who were
Talking on phones instead of typing
Just say no
But I'm a sucker for peer pressure
My thumbs can't stop!
Get a designated texter
Ow!
People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG
People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG
People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG