Malarkey Royale by The Gregory Brothers Lyrics

My fellow Americans
We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (Get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town (Wait, what?)
My friend just got downed
I’ve revived him, now we’re heading southbound
Now we’re in the Pleasant Park streets
Give me a break, that's malarkey!

Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really want to chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
Pro Fortnitе gamers

Number one victory royalе
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down
"What do you mean by Tomato Town, sir?"
Number one victory royale
"What's that code for?
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down
White supremacy, that's malarkey!
COVID-19, that's malarkey!
A climate in crisis, that's malarkey!
Democracy, victory royale
Violence, that's malarkey!
Racism, that's malarkey!
Neanderthal thinking, that's malarkey!
Medicare for all, that's a bunch of malarkey!
That's a bunch of malarkey!

"Sir, what is Tomato Town a euphemism for?"
"Sir, not Tomato Town!"
"Stop the droning, sir!"