Lettuce Regulation. American Blessings. by The Gregory Brothers Lyrics
Any world order
That elevates one nation over another
Will fall flat
Ah, snap
I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism
Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves
Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better
Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin' blessed by Joe Biden from space! (ay)
God bless America!
Ay!
God bless America!
Ay!
God bless, God God bless
God bless America!
Ay-men!
Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it
I know, it tastes like goat shit
You smoke your lettuce
Believe me, I've tried
You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco
I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin' salad in my throat!
Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce
You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish
It's not the nicotine that kills!
It's the smoke!
The smoke
Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke
Respiratory disease: it's the smoke!
It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smoke, the smoke
If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay
It's the smoke, the smoke!
The more produce we come across, the more problems we see
Some companies say they've received hundreds of applications for just a single opening
One man sent a shoe to his prospective employer
Shawtay, don't you know
That Air Jordan was from me?
I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hat
And carried a walking stick
Ooh-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin' on 'shrooms?
Or you singin' 'bout pimpin' on the late night news?
Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a star
Don't stop, real talk, we gon' take it to the charts!
You can be Lady Gaga
I can be T-Pain
We can be
Bringing on the boogie
Droppin' rhymes like rain
You can be Lady Gaga
I can be T-Pain
Bringing on the boogie
With floppy hats and pimp canes
We've got some breaking news
Let's go to Tracy Burns, she's got all the news
Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to Robert
Tracy, baby, you crazy
I don't know what the hell's goin' on
Or where the camera belongs
Let's go to Nicole
Me?
Yeah, you
Me?
Baby boo
Me?
Whooo-ooh
Me?
Nicole don't know; let's throw it to Joe
Uh, you know, I'm, uh, tryna get a hold of this myself
Breaking news guys, um
I, I don't have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to you
I'm afraid
Okay, that's okay
But the basics of it is
Clearly this is a fascinating story
That elevates one nation over another
Will fall flat
Ah, snap
I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism
Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves
Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better
Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin' blessed by Joe Biden from space! (ay)
God bless America!
Ay!
God bless America!
Ay!
God bless, God God bless
God bless America!
Ay-men!
Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it
I know, it tastes like goat shit
You smoke your lettuce
Believe me, I've tried
You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco
I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin' salad in my throat!
Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce
You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish
It's not the nicotine that kills!
It's the smoke!
The smoke
Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke
Respiratory disease: it's the smoke!
It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smoke, the smoke
If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay
It's the smoke, the smoke!
The more produce we come across, the more problems we see
Some companies say they've received hundreds of applications for just a single opening
One man sent a shoe to his prospective employer
Shawtay, don't you know
That Air Jordan was from me?
I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hat
And carried a walking stick
Ooh-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin' on 'shrooms?
Or you singin' 'bout pimpin' on the late night news?
Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a star
Don't stop, real talk, we gon' take it to the charts!
You can be Lady Gaga
I can be T-Pain
We can be
Bringing on the boogie
Droppin' rhymes like rain
You can be Lady Gaga
I can be T-Pain
Bringing on the boogie
With floppy hats and pimp canes
We've got some breaking news
Let's go to Tracy Burns, she's got all the news
Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to Robert
Tracy, baby, you crazy
I don't know what the hell's goin' on
Or where the camera belongs
Let's go to Nicole
Me?
Yeah, you
Me?
Baby boo
Me?
Whooo-ooh
Me?
Nicole don't know; let's throw it to Joe
Uh, you know, I'm, uh, tryna get a hold of this myself
Breaking news guys, um
I, I don't have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to you
I'm afraid
Okay, that's okay
But the basics of it is
Clearly this is a fascinating story