Dragons. Geese. Michael Vick. by The Gregory Brothers Lyrics

[Joe Biden]
Imagine with me for a moment
Imagine an America
Imagine a world (a world)
Where people pop the hood of their cars
And they see stamped on an electronic motor the words
Made in America (3x)
Imagine, imagine
Made in America (2x)
That's what I want to imagine
God bless y'all

[Michael Vick]
Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem
I gotta start somewhere, gotta crawl before I walk (ay!)
Crawl before I walk (ay!)
Crawl before I walk

[Evan Gregory & Sarah Gregory]
Before he flies like an eagle (whoo!)
[Scott van Pelt]
Michael Vick served his time
He paid his debt to society and now
He has either earned or been given another chance

[Scott van Pelt, Evan Gregory & Sarah Gregory]
Another chaaaance!

[Maggie Rodriguez]
Katie Couric is off today

[Andrew Gregory]
But I'm still lookin' at a fine shawtay-ay-ay

[Maggie Rodriguez]
I'm Maggie Rodriguez

[Andrew Gregory]
Nice to meet you, boo
Let's talk about the noo-ews

[Maggie Rodriguez]
The city of New York is declaring a war on geese
And some animal activists are crying

[Andrew Gregory]
Crying?
[Maggie Rodriguez]
Crying

[Andrew Gregory]
Crying?

[Maggie Rodriguez]
Crying foul

[Andrew Gregory]
Crying how?

[Maggie Rodriguez]
Crying fowl

[Andrew Gregory]
Ohh

[Maggie Rodriguez]
Birds can become a feathered foe
If they collide with airplanes

[Andrew Gregory]
True

[Maggie Rodriguez]
Operation Goose-Be-Gone involves reducing the population
Within five miles of the airport
[Andrew Gregory]
Ohhhh

[Maggie Rodriguez & Andrew Gregory]
Those geese are cooked
Those geese are cooked, cooked, cooked

[Maggie Rodriguez]
Wildlife experts and the FAA concur

[Maggie Rodriguez & Andrew Gregory]
Those geese are cooked

[Andrew Gregory]
The Federal Commission of Me agrees

[Maggie Rodriguez & Andrew Gregory]
Those geese are cooked

[Andrew Gregory]
Now they livin' on a wing and a prayer

[Maggie Rodriguez & Andrew Gregory]
A wing and a prayer

[Andrew Gregory]
How many geese?

[Maggie Rodriguez]
Two thousand geese

[Andrew Gregory]
That's a lot of geese

[Maggie Rodriguez]
Those geese are f***ed

[Andrew Gregory]
So sad and so tasty for my helpless flyin' homies

[Maggie Rodriguez]
The debate continues in New York, but for now

[Maggie Rodriguez & Andrew Gregory]
Those geese are cooked, cooked

[Chuck Grassley]
As you can see from the chart
A massive fire-breathing Debt and Deficit Dragon

[Bølverk]
Oh-ho!

[Chuck Grassley]
I have a chart

[Congressional Choir]
He has a chart!

[Chuck Grassley]
I have a chart

[Congressional Choir]
A dragon chart!

[Chuck Grassley]
The surtax is painful to the goose
Lethal to the goose

[Congressional Choir]
Which goose?

[Chuck Grassley]
The goose that lays the golden egg

[Congressional Choir]
My favorite goose

[Chuck Grassley]
The goose that lays
The goose that lays
Lays the golden egg

[Congressional Choir]
That goose is cooked, cooked, cooked

[Junkie Einstein]
Am I wasted or did that really transpire?
So many metaphors, my brain is on fire
Ay!

[T-Pain]
Ay!

[Junkie Einstein]
Ay!

[T-Pain]
Ay!

[Junkie Einstein]
Aaaay!

[T-Pain]
Tell Katie-Coo, stop screenin' my calls
Or else, she gon' be on very thin ice

[Junkie Einstein]
Very thin ice

[Katie Couric]
Very thin ice

[Junkie Einstein, T-Pain & Katie Couric]
Very thin ice

[Junkie Einstein]
Sing it T-Pain, geese are on

[Junkie Einstein, T-Pain & Katie Couric]
Very thin ice

[Maggie Rodriguez & Andrew Gregory]
Those geese are cooked
Those geese are cooked, cooked

[Scott van Pelt]
Give 'em another chance

[Chuck Grassley]
The goose that lays the golden egg

[Maggie Rodriguez & Andrew Gregory]
Those geese are f***ed
Those geese are

[Joe Biden]
Made in America (2x)

[Scott van Pelt]
Michael Vick served his time

[Junkie Einstein]
But he's on very thin ice

[Junkie Einstein & Katie Couric]
Very thin ice

[Junkie Einstein, Katie Couric & T-Pain]
Very, very, very thin ice

[Chuck Grassley]
I have a chart

[Michael Gregory]
I have a mullet

[Chuck Grassley]
I have a chart

[Michael Gregory]
I'm offerin' you a piece of bread
How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet?
Piece of BREEAAD!

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