Ballad Of A Thin Man Live at Brendan Byrne Arena East Rutherford NJ April 1 1988 by The Grateful Dead Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You walk into the room
With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody naked
And you say, "Who is that man?"
You try so very hard
But you don't understand
Just what you'll say
When you get home
[Chorus]
When you something is happening
And don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Verse 2]
You raise up your head
And you ask, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and they say
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And then somebody else says, "Well, what is?"
And you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"
[Chorus]
You know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Verse 3]
You pay for your ticket
And you go watch the geek
Who immediately walks up to you
When he, when he hears you spеak
He asks you how it feels
To be such a freak
And you say, "Impossiblе"
As he hands you a bone
[Chorus]
And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Bridge]
You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
Who keep you supplied with facts
When someone attacks your imagination
Anyway they already expect
You to give a check
To a tax-deductible charity organization
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 4]
You've been with the professors
And they, they all liked your looks
With great lawyers you've discussed
Lepers and crooks
You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
You're very well read
It's well known
[Chorus]
And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Verse 5]
The sword swallower comes up to you and
And then he kneels
He crosses himself
And then he clicks his high heels
Without further notice
He asks you how it feels
And he says, "Here's your throat back
Thanks for the loan"
[Chorus]
And you know something is happening
And you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Verse 6]
You see this one-eyed midget
And he's shouting the word "NOW"
You say, "What's the matter?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
[Chorus]
And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Verse 7]
You walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
Your eyes in your pockets
And your head on the ground
There oughta be a law
Against you comin' around
You should be made
To wear earphones
[Outro]
And you know something is happening
And you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You walk into the room
With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody naked
And you say, "Who is that man?"
You try so very hard
But you don't understand
Just what you'll say
When you get home
[Chorus]
When you something is happening
And don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Verse 2]
You raise up your head
And you ask, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and they say
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And then somebody else says, "Well, what is?"
And you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"
[Chorus]
You know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Verse 3]
You pay for your ticket
And you go watch the geek
Who immediately walks up to you
When he, when he hears you spеak
He asks you how it feels
To be such a freak
And you say, "Impossiblе"
As he hands you a bone
[Chorus]
And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Bridge]
You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
Who keep you supplied with facts
When someone attacks your imagination
Anyway they already expect
You to give a check
To a tax-deductible charity organization
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 4]
You've been with the professors
And they, they all liked your looks
With great lawyers you've discussed
Lepers and crooks
You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
You're very well read
It's well known
[Chorus]
And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Verse 5]
The sword swallower comes up to you and
And then he kneels
He crosses himself
And then he clicks his high heels
Without further notice
He asks you how it feels
And he says, "Here's your throat back
Thanks for the loan"
[Chorus]
And you know something is happening
And you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Verse 6]
You see this one-eyed midget
And he's shouting the word "NOW"
You say, "What's the matter?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
[Chorus]
And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Verse 7]
You walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
Your eyes in your pockets
And your head on the ground
There oughta be a law
Against you comin' around
You should be made
To wear earphones
[Outro]
And you know something is happening
And you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?