B-R-x-A-N feat. Bryan North of Xuberx by The Gothsicles Lyrics

[Intro: Brian Graupner & Bryan North]
Two dudes on the scene
Tattoos of machines
Mixing Diet RC with a fifth of
Jim Beam (Jim Beam)

[Verse 1: Bryan North]
Jim's a cool name
But when I say "Bryan"
The ladies line up
With my code compilin'
'Cause the letters that I use
To write my name out
Are cooler than the booze
Flowin' out of the spout

[Verse 2: Brian Graupner]
I disbelieve
The rhymes you weave
Enjoy a reprieve
'Cause here's how it's gonna...
[Chorus: Brian Graupner & Bryan North]
B-R-I-A-N
You spell that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
B-R-Y-A-N
Why's it got a Y
When the I I got is better by times ten
B-R-I-A-N
You spell that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
B-R-Y-A-N
Why's it got a Y
When the I I got is better by millions

[Verse 3: Brian Graupner]
Two syllables and three consonants
And the vowels I empower
Make lots of sense
An I and then an A
Is the one and only way
That I'll ever recognize
The spelling of the name

[Verse 4: Bryan North]
That's heresy
Total blasphemy
The absence of a Y is a catastrophe
Y is a vowel and consonant
Y is the letter that pays my rent
[Chorus: Brian Graupner & Bryan North]
B-R-I-A-N
You spell that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
B-R-Y-A-N
Why's it got a Y
When the I I got is better by times ten
B-R-I-A-N
You spell that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
B-R-Y-A-N
Why's it got a Y
When the I I got is better by millions

[Outro: Brian Graupner]
B-R-I-A-N
B-R-Y-A-N
B-R-I-A-N
B-R-Y-A-N
B-R-I-A-N
B-R-Y-A-N
B-R-I-A-N