Columbus Boat Ride by The Goats Lyrics

Chicken Little: Check it out Hangerhead, this must be the place. "Uncle Scam's Welfare and Federally Funded Freak Show. This place is huge! I wonder where we start?
Hangerhead: Why not start at the beginning you dumb fuck? Look over there
Columbus: Ahoy kids. Ride the Christopher Columbus Boat Ride! Jump in any of the boats: the Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Enslave Ya, and the Rape Ya
Chicken Little: Excuse me Mr. Columbus, but we're trying to find our Uncle Scam
Columbus: You want some scoop, you gotta ride the boats first. How much money ya got?
Chicken Little: Well this is all I have...
Columbus: Hmm, well that seems just about right
Chicken Little: Hey Mr. Columbus, you took all my money!
Columbus: No I didn't kid. Mmm, I discovered it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Hangerhead: Damn Chicken Little, dude left you broke like a treaty and shit
Chicken Little: Damn, let's get outta here