The Socialist Workout Plan by The Glizzy Collective Lyrics
[Intro]
You just popped in the Kanye West
Get Right for the Summer workout tape
(Good evening everybody it's me, Obama)
And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly
(Good evening everybody it's me, Obama)
You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
(Good evening everybody it's me, Obama)
Man, at least a dude with a car
(Good evening everybody it's me, Obama)
So, first of all, we gonna work on the stomach
Nobody wants a little tight ass
[Verse 1]
1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and get thеm sit ups right, and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give hеad, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick
(AH!) What's scary to me is
Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came, I came, I came
[Chorus]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's been a week without me
And she feel weak without me
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
She wanna talk it out but
Ain't nothing to talk about
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Unless she's talking about freaking out
Then maybe we can work it out
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Work it out, work it out
Work it out, work it out now
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Maybe we can work it out
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
[Verse 2]
Oh, girl, your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
(This copy)
My name Kanye from the Jigga set, Twista said "Get It Wet"
Ooh girl your breath is harsh!
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars
Still, kill a nigga on 16 bars
We ain't sweating to the oldies, we juking to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
So you can brag to all your homies now
But I still mess with a big girl, if you ain't fit girl, I'll still hit girl
1 and, you brought 2 friends, ok, 3 more now hop in the Benz
4-door: do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8?
All the mocha lattes, you gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballas
[Chorus]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's been a week without me
And she feel weak without me
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
She wanna talk it out but
Ain't nothing to talk about
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Unless she's talking about freaking out
Then maybe we can work it out
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Work it out, work it out
Work it out, work it out now
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Maybe we can work it out
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
[Interlude]
[Jill]
(This copy is for Hype Williams, This copy is for Hype Williams)
Hi, my name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player. And like now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive. I just want to say, thank you Kanye! Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!
(This copy)
[Lasandra]
My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say that ever since listening to Kanye's workout tape, I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun. And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck with Ray-Ray's broke ass no mo'
[Kanye West]
Work it (mo')
Juke it (mo') Pump it (mo')
(Thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi)
Chi-Town (mo') Let's go (mo')
[Ella-May]
(Thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi)
My name is Ella-May from Mobile, Alabama, and I just want to say since listening to Kanye's workout tape, I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide, and I rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane
[Girls]
(Thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi)
Thanks to Kanye's workout plan
I'm the envy of all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man
And I ain't gotta work at the mall again
[Interlude: Bosko & (Kanye)]
(Thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi)
(Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)
My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)
I wanna see you work out
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wanna see you work out
(It's like that old Michael Jackson shit)
[Bridge]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve
[Interlude: Bosko & (Kanye)]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's Kanye's workout plan
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
His workout plan (This time around, I want y'all to clap like this)
[Bridge]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
That's right, put in work
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Move your ass, go berserk
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Eat your salad, no dessert
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Get that man you deserve (Stop!)
[Interlude: Bosko & Kanye]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Okay, breathe)
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired)
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not 'cuz on this one I need ya)
His workout plan (To give me a soul clap, okay?)
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
(Double time)
[Bridge: GLC & (Kanye)]
That's right, put in work (Woo!)
Move your ass, go berserk (Ow!)
Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)
Get that man you deserve
That's right, put in work (Put in work)
Move your ass, go berserk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)
Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)
That's right, put in work (That's right put in work)
Move your ass, go berserk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)
Get that man you deserve (Woo!)
[Outro: Bosko & (Kanye)]
(Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good)
(I appreciate your time)
I want to see you work out for me
Whoa, yeah, whoa yeah
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Yo
You just popped in the Kanye West
Get Right for the Summer workout tape
(Good evening everybody it's me, Obama)
And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly
(Good evening everybody it's me, Obama)
You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
(Good evening everybody it's me, Obama)
Man, at least a dude with a car
(Good evening everybody it's me, Obama)
So, first of all, we gonna work on the stomach
Nobody wants a little tight ass
[Verse 1]
1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and get thеm sit ups right, and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give hеad, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick
(AH!) What's scary to me is
Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came, I came, I came
[Chorus]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's been a week without me
And she feel weak without me
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
She wanna talk it out but
Ain't nothing to talk about
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Unless she's talking about freaking out
Then maybe we can work it out
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Work it out, work it out
Work it out, work it out now
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Maybe we can work it out
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
[Verse 2]
Oh, girl, your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
(This copy)
My name Kanye from the Jigga set, Twista said "Get It Wet"
Ooh girl your breath is harsh!
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars
Still, kill a nigga on 16 bars
We ain't sweating to the oldies, we juking to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
So you can brag to all your homies now
But I still mess with a big girl, if you ain't fit girl, I'll still hit girl
1 and, you brought 2 friends, ok, 3 more now hop in the Benz
4-door: do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8?
All the mocha lattes, you gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballas
[Chorus]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's been a week without me
And she feel weak without me
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
She wanna talk it out but
Ain't nothing to talk about
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Unless she's talking about freaking out
Then maybe we can work it out
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Work it out, work it out
Work it out, work it out now
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Maybe we can work it out
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
[Interlude]
[Jill]
(This copy is for Hype Williams, This copy is for Hype Williams)
Hi, my name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player. And like now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive. I just want to say, thank you Kanye! Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!
(This copy)
[Lasandra]
My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say that ever since listening to Kanye's workout tape, I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun. And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck with Ray-Ray's broke ass no mo'
[Kanye West]
Work it (mo')
Juke it (mo') Pump it (mo')
(Thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi)
Chi-Town (mo') Let's go (mo')
[Ella-May]
(Thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi)
My name is Ella-May from Mobile, Alabama, and I just want to say since listening to Kanye's workout tape, I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide, and I rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane
[Girls]
(Thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi)
Thanks to Kanye's workout plan
I'm the envy of all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man
And I ain't gotta work at the mall again
[Interlude: Bosko & (Kanye)]
(Thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi)
(Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)
My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)
I wanna see you work out
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wanna see you work out
(It's like that old Michael Jackson shit)
[Bridge]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve
[Interlude: Bosko & (Kanye)]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's Kanye's workout plan
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
His workout plan (This time around, I want y'all to clap like this)
[Bridge]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
That's right, put in work
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Move your ass, go berserk
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Eat your salad, no dessert
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Get that man you deserve (Stop!)
[Interlude: Bosko & Kanye]
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Okay, breathe)
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired)
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not 'cuz on this one I need ya)
His workout plan (To give me a soul clap, okay?)
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
(Double time)
[Bridge: GLC & (Kanye)]
That's right, put in work (Woo!)
Move your ass, go berserk (Ow!)
Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)
Get that man you deserve
That's right, put in work (Put in work)
Move your ass, go berserk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)
Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)
That's right, put in work (That's right put in work)
Move your ass, go berserk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)
Get that man you deserve (Woo!)
[Outro: Bosko & (Kanye)]
(Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good)
(I appreciate your time)
I want to see you work out for me
Whoa, yeah, whoa yeah
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
(This copy is for Hype Williams)
Yo