Santa’s Last Jingle by The Glizzy Collective Lyrics

[Intro: Santa Claus]
Santa Claus on the beat hoe

[Verse 1: Santa Claus]
My name is Santa Claus and I am misunderstood
I grabbed your glizzy it just looked so good
I fucking hate children they are so dumb
But I have to work for them until I go numb
My life is a mess so I down all that in the liquor
But my problems keep getting bigger and bigger
Me and Mrs. Claus are gonna divorce
I hate Rudolph you fucking stupid looking horse

[Chorus: Santa Claus]
Christmas is the worst
But the work comes first
Twenty-four seven, three sixty-five
I made gifts until I lost my sex drive
But through all of the work
I don't want to see you smirk
But through all of the work
I just want one good jerk
[Verse 2: Santa Claus]
Maybe there is a solution to my pain
To smack all of the kid with Mrs. Claus cane
The parents are telling the kids the truth
Maybe now I will lose my sweet tooth
So maybe it is the end of my reign
The true meaning of Christmas has been slain
No more Christmas for my taste
Telling all of the elves to die is kinda based

[Chorus: Santa Claus]
Christmas is the worst
But the work comes first
Twenty-four seven, three sixty-five
I made gifts until I lost my sex drive
But through all of the work
I don't want to see you smirk
But through all of the work
I just want one good jerk

[Verse 3: Santa Claus]
I maybe soon will decide to end it all
But first, you must suck my every ball
Everything in my life is broken and mundane
Sometimes I want to do it and end the Santa Campaign
We are nearing the end of the last verse
Everything must end so it doesn't get worse
Goodbye, my friends, I wish you the best
Stand by me, while I finally have my rest