1-2-5 by The Fuzztones Lyrics

Well I was walkin' down the street on a four-way tab
I found a young girl standin' under glass
Her heart was black and her face was masked
A five dollar bill, that was all she asked

Now if I had a car I would go for a drive
I had no car but I had my five
I walked on over to her, I said, "what's your name?"
"My name's Mary Jane and I live down the lane"

Well I looked down the lane, at the end I could see
A room full of clowns lookin' back at me
The line of executives formed to the right
And if I woulda stayed I woulda stood all night

Well she opened up the door and said "go on in"
I walked in first and pulled down the shade
She said "take it easy, baby, don't be afraid...
You got nothing to lose, you're at a penny arcade"