Da Funky Intro by The Funky Webelos Lyrics

Jeepers, Zoinks, Jinkies!
(continues throughout the background for the rest of the song)

[Shaggy]:
Scooby Doo, where are you?

[Fred]:
I think we've stumbled onto some kind of kooky mystery here
Let's look around
I think we better split up

[Velma]:
Let's split up and start searching

[Fred]:
Scooby Snack?

[Scooby]:
Uh-uh

[Fred]:
How 'bout 2?
[Scooby]:
3?

[Fred]:
Okay, 3

[Velma]:
The map says...we should be, er, the van should be over there, we should be there in an hour

[Daphne]:
Oh, Velma! That's what you said two hours ago!

[Fred]:
Come on! The van should be over there!

[Daphne]:
I need a break. My feet hurt!

[Velma]:
Well, is it our fault you wore high heels on a hiking trip?

[Daphne]:
At least I try to look feminine!

*VHS tape is ejected and a new one starts playing*
[Velma]:
Daphne, Daphne, wait!

[Daphne screams]

[Velma]:
Daphne, come back!
Daphne, stop, Daphne!

[Daphne]:
I ripped my dress, and my stockings, and...I BROKE A NAIL!!!!

[Fred]:
I lost my scarf! It's my favorite one!

[Daphne]:
Well, I suppose you think this is very funny!
I ruined my stockings!
I hope you're happy, Scoob
I just hope you're happy 'cause I don't have another pair!

*VHS tape is ejected*