Wanking in the Dorm Room by The Fung Brothers Lyrics

[Intro: Andrew]
You remember freshman year?
When you're used to havin' your own room?
But now you gotta share one with a random guy?

[Verse 1: David/Andrew]
Met my roommate, he seems cool
Two cool dudes in the same room
For the whole year we’re gonna kick it
Wait, when can I choke my chicken?
Oh, the irony, there's no privacy
I came to college for my liberty
But I’m not free to beat my meat
'Cause my roomies here playin' COD

[Chorus: Andrew]
Wanking in my dorm room
Wanking in my dorm room
I guess I’m kinda scared
'Cause another dude lives here
Wanking in my dorm room
Wanking in my dorm room
This must be what prison is like
[Verse 2: David/Andrew]
Nice, I got back early, skipped lab
Freshmen year, I don’t need that class
I got a 10-minute date, with Firefox
Pop up blocker, cookies turned off
My class got out before I thought it would
Some private time to stroke my wood
My roommate should still be in chem lab
What? I guess he’s already back?

[Chorus: Andrew]
Wanking in my dorm room
Wanking in my dorm room
And another guy is here
Is that kinda weird?
Wanking in my dorm room
Wanking in my dorm room
And another guy is here
Would that be kinda weird?

[Verse 3: David/Andrew
Darn, I swear my roommate never leaves
I guess I’ll hit the showers to find relief
You got the soap and loofah for your back?
Don’t forget anything and have to come back
No lotion, but I got conditioner
Got it covered, expert practitioner
I still got Jen’s image in my brain
It’s not just hair that clogs up the drain
He’s finally gone, open Google Chrome
Spankwire tabs, Incognito Mode
What if I look thru Jen’s Facebook photos?
Is that real creepy? I don’t know
Is this his toothbrush and his floss picks?
He left it here? I told him to take it!
Gotta hurry up! Destroy evidence
Can’t let him find out bout my daily regiment!
[Chorus: Andrew]
Wanking in the dorm room
Wanking in the dorm room
Turn the volume down
Try not to make a sound
Wanking in the dorm room
Wanking in the dorm room
Gotta make sure my roommate can’t hear me at all

[Verse 4: David/Andrew]
Midterms tomorrow, damn I’m stressed
Gotta get a lotta sleep to do my best
Natural sedative, so let's do work
I should make sure he’s snoring first!
I’m laying in bed, and I want to do it
I think my roommate is listening to music
Is this too weird, what if he hears me?
Well, You gotta take risks in life
I’ll just turn over and do it quietly
Like a ninja, so silently
He’ll hear a thing, he’ll never hear a thing, yee!
(Uh, is he sleeping yet?
I can't hear him snoring
I don't know, eh)

[Chorus: Andrew]
Jerking in my dorm room
Jerking in my dorm room
I hope he can’t hear
This is really weird
Jerkin in my dorm room
Jerking in my dorm room
Two straight guys at the same time
[Outro: Andrew]
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Woah