Bobalife II: Pearls Gone Wild by The Fung Brothers Lyrics

[Part 1 - Instrumental: Major Lazer - "Bubble Butt" (featuring 2 Chainz, Bruno Mars, Mystic & Tyga)]

[Hook: Andrew Fung]
Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea
Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea
Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea
Yeah, we made another song about bubble tea

[Verse 1: David Fung]
Put that boba here (Here)
Yeah, that make it pop (Pop)
Then pour it out, boba on the rocks (Skrt)
Up and down, tradin' bobas like stocks (Ding)
So many bobas in your mouth, you can barely talk (Mm-mmm)

[Verse 2: Andrew Fung]
Make the boba pop, feel the juice flow out
Squirt a little bit on my collar 'fore I go out
Finna show out, lookin' like salmon eggs
I'ma pop, pop, pop, pop, taste the fruitiness
[Hook: Andrew Fung]
Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea
Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea
Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea
Popping pearls, the hottest thing in bubble tea

[Outro: Andrew Fung & David Fung]
The hottest thing, the hottest thi-ing
And bubble tea, and bubble te-ea
Hold on, we don't just have the rap song
Also got the pop hit for the lady—

[Part 2 - Instrumental: Ariana Grande - "The Way" (featuring Mac Miller)]

[Intro: ]
Hoo-oooh, yeah-eee

[Chorus: & Andrew Fung]
I love the way the boba tastes
It's popping, it's poppin'
How the f**k did the juice get inside?
It's magic, it's magic (Uh, yuh, yo)

[Verse 1: Andrew Fung]
I'm popping pearls every second, every hour
If you're over 21, you can make a boba sour
And take a boba shower, give you things 'cause I love you, girl
Pop that oyster, now you got a popping pearl
[Verse 2: & Andrew Fung]
You give me the kind of bubbles
I really wanna know how it's made (It's science!)
It's probably just some ancient Chinese secret (什麼?)
Never get enough, I can't see a way (我不知道)
It's a topping to top your favorite froyo
And Instagram a filter photo
It'll solve society's problems
And bring more peace, it's awesome

[Pre-Chorus: ]
So don't you worry
We know that
This is a silly song, we must admit it (Ayy)
Another boba song, don't know how we did it (Ayy)
They say that these are gimmick songs
So tell me how can this be wrong
When this is just our lives?

[Chorus: ]
Why do we do so many boba songs?
What would make us? What possessed us
To do these boba songs?

[Outro: Andrew Fung]
Yo, David! This video's pretty cool
But it's not crazy enough
Let's get turnt up with some robot sounds
[Part 3 - Instrumental: PMZ - "Promises"]

[Intro: Andrew Fung]
Heyyyy-yeeeeeahhhh-uhhhhh
Dubstep boba!

[Hook: Andrew Fung & David Fung]
Bring in the dancer
Bring in some girls (Girls)
And other things that go really viral
Y-yo, why's it called dubstep? (Dubstep)
I don't know, but it comes from England
But more importantly, it sounds really crazy
Plus it makes you really feel real crazy
Look at this; that's really crazy

[Instrumental break]

[Outro: David Fung & Andrew Fung]
What do you think? (What do you think?)
You think we got a—you think we got a winner? (It's a hit!)

[Skit: Record Label Executive, David Fung & Andrew Fung]
- I liked it. I liked it, but we'll compromise. What about quinoa?
- What's—what is that?
- It's like rice—it's, it's rice
- He means quin-o-a!
- Quin-o-a. Is, is that Asian?
- Quin-WAAA? (imitates karate chop motion)
(Record Label Executive's Secretary knocks a balloon onto Andrew's head with a karate chop motion)
- Andrew and David Together: Ah, alright!