Goin Down in Denmark by The FuccBoiz Lyrics
Chorus (Claudius):
Yuh, I’m Claudius the ice-cold killer,
Call me King cuz I’ma make this song a Thriller,
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Chorus (Fortinbras):
Yuh, I’m Fortinbras I’m feeling regal,
You know I rap this beat so hard it’s barely legal,
Bling-bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-bling, yeah I’m flexin’ on Big C (and then Claudius in the background says “that’s me”)
Claudius:
Yeah, killed that king on a Monday.
Yeah, married his queen in four sundays.
Oh, I got his crown on the runway,
Yeah, Hamlet a jerk, he don’t trust me,
Yeah, this poisoned sword’ll seal his fate,
He tryna requite, I think he’ll take this bait,
Gertrude’ll believe, yuh, anything I say,
I shouldn’t feel guilty I just really need to pray.
My subjects are obsequious,
While Hamlet looks lugubrious,
I’m paranoid about this crime?
Hell no cause they can’t prove all this.
He knows but he’s insane so now nobody will listen,
Yuh no one bats an eye and it's his mother i'm kissin.
I’m the king of this jungle, I’m just like the lion,
And heavy hearted Hamlet’s hatin from home just cryin.
Gertrude please don’t drink that cup it’s not meant for you!
Oh god, now i'm all alone, he's gonna kill me too!
Chorus (Fortinbras):
Yuh, I’m Fortinbras I’m feeling regal,
You know I rap this beat so hard it’s barely legal,
Bling-bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-bling, yeah I’m flexin’ on Big C (and then Claudius in the background says “that’s me”)
Fortinbras (Som):
Got my boys back in Norway,
“Attacking Poland?” ha, no way,
Making gains, I’m on my feet,
Now Scandinavia’s complete,
Came here flexin’, packin’ heat, (pitch goes from down to up)
Big C you a charlatan, while I’m the real OG
I’ve got the helmet now, fealty
Is what you Danish owe to me,
I’m out here seizing all the means, because I’m not the bourgeoisie,
Just Hercules, with his Lion, can match my perspicacity,
Sittin’ here like the Trojan Horse, (to the tune of “I’m ya nigga’s OG, yeah”)
When I came in, I’d already won of course,
Man, I love my uncle more than anything you know,
But I love power more, so he’s gotta go, (gotta go!)
Level up, level up, level up,
Why slow this at all down, I’ll speed it up, (tune of “Never let my dogs down, I let 'em up”)
Hey, that prince, Hamlet, had ingenuity,
Hey, I could remove Norway’s ignominy,
How I hate, not having hegemony.
Denmark have you not learned from the past? (tune of “only thing behind the back was the past”)
You call it cunning, I call it class! (“boy my first single was my last” tune)
Now you know who al-ways wins at last (SKRT)
Chorus:
Yuh, I’m Ger-trude, my son’s a weirdo,
Ham-let please, please don't be a hero
Bling-bling yeah put that ring on me!
Bling-bling yeah put that ring on me!
Gertrude (Jack):
Yeah, it’s goin’ down in this nation,
Makes me wanna yell, “yo, what in tarnation”!
Heard that Big C poisoned my old husband;
Bruh, I shoulda known that I couldn’t trust him.
All that killer wanted was the throne and the cash;
For me to marry him, man, that sure was slapdash.
Not to mention, even though he’s king, he’s lazy,
Hasn’t tried to help Hamlet since he went crazy.
Hamlet says he saw a ghost, claims he’s a necromancer.
He’s about as fake as that reindeer named Prancer!
Then he makes plays about killin’, it’s hard to ignore him and keep chillin’, yeah,
I tried to make things better but they still think I’m a villain...
Now Denmark’s in trouble, and it’s mostly my fault
For marryin’ a guy that’s made of nothin’ but salt.
And my son is gettin’ more and more torn apart;
His loss to madness is a thorn in my heart.
Chorus:
Yeah goin' ape like ‘Zago,
Move out the way, please don't be a hero
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Yeah goin' ape like ‘Zago,
Move out the way, please don't be a hero
Sing-sing yeah please just set me free!
Sing-sing yeah please just set me free!
Ophelia (Taha):
Yuh
Aye
The name’s Ophelia, beef with me? Don’t bother
Murdering this beat like how Hamlet killed my father
It all started when I met this guy
We were kinda a thing, not gonna lie
But then daddy rolls up (thkrt), a slave to the king,
Told me to stop being a thot so there was no arguing
For all my life I had to beg at my father’s feet
Internal struggle made me as insane as this beat
But I’ve been trying to stay on this grind like coffee
If you think men go through a lot then you should read my biography
If it weren’t for my dad and brother, Hamlet would be mine
I would’ve been queen, make all these haters stand in line
I will come at you and play you like a harpsichord
These raps are unprotected, just like Laertes’ fencing swords
Without a mother to guide me I couldn’t find a way to be free
With my father and Hamlet expecting different things from me
So I sung a couple songs to convince them that things were dubious
My man had been corrupted so I was kinda lugubrious
How can I be obedient to my father and still true to love?
They use me as an object and don’t know SMACK about what I’m thinking of
I couldn’t live in two worlds so I had to make a decision
The hole in my heart was as deep as my father’s incision
Horatio (Nikhil):
Yeah goin ape like Zago,
Move out the way please don’t be a hero,
Bling bling yeah put that crown on me,
Bling bling yeah put that crown on me,
Yeah spittin rhymes like fire,
Hamlet's dead and the situation’s dire
Fortinbras ain't ready to be king,
Fortinbras ain't ready to be king!
Second in command, dang
But now the tide is low, dang
Oh a memory of pain,
Bernardo and I gone insane
Saw a ghost from fire and rain
On the bright side ‘bras got the army but no me
To Denmark the power I will see
Restored to greatness and Hamlet’s glory
God dang I miss Hamlet
With his to be or not to be
With his death I promised to be
The very best version of me
Had I known I would’ve left
Now I see his dead body, frozen like the Met
Time is up, time is up, time is up, time is up
Hamlet is gone but I can only look up,
This too deep for me, from the past I flee
Now ‘let is gone, ‘bras looking v keen
Went from waiting tables to my own story
Hamlet lost but no L for me
Ham’ Senior may have ruined me
But who needs ‘let when ‘bras got the Keys
Chorus (written by Nikhil):
Yuh attackin’ Hamlet like a killa’,
I’m such a beast that you can call me a gorilla
Bling-bling yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-bling yeah put that crown on me!
Yeah Laertes with the poison,
Move out the way, I’m always destroyin’
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Laertes (Ajay):
Come back from Paris with my life all around
Come back, find my father six feet underground
My sister’s all mad, she be actin’ all crazy
My life’s fallin’ apart and my future’s lookin’ hazy
Why is God hurtin’ me, screwin’ up my life
It’s prob from all that sinnin’ I did back in Paris
My life is dyin’, getting’ stabbed with a knife
Just like Hamlet did to my good dad Polonius
I loved Ophelia, I was tryin’ to protect her
But now she’s dead at the bottom of a river
How could she not see how Hamlet was playin’ her?
He played her harder than the Greeks played the Trojan soldiers
It’s time to take action, I’m done with the past
This day is finally Hamlet’s very very last
I’m on fire like Dido, you can’t stop me now
Not even your mom can, she’s just a sex-driven cow
I’ll send you into the earth farther than Dante tried to venture
I’ll kill you before you can even surrender
Now that the battle’s been fought, and I haven’t won
I’m sorry Hamlet for all that I’ve done
I realize now how Claudius deceived me
He always told me who I should really be
Together Hamlet we’ll kill him once and for all
To save Denmark from its final dreaded fall
Yuh, I’m Claudius the ice-cold killer,
Call me King cuz I’ma make this song a Thriller,
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Chorus (Fortinbras):
Yuh, I’m Fortinbras I’m feeling regal,
You know I rap this beat so hard it’s barely legal,
Bling-bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-bling, yeah I’m flexin’ on Big C (and then Claudius in the background says “that’s me”)
Claudius:
Yeah, killed that king on a Monday.
Yeah, married his queen in four sundays.
Oh, I got his crown on the runway,
Yeah, Hamlet a jerk, he don’t trust me,
Yeah, this poisoned sword’ll seal his fate,
He tryna requite, I think he’ll take this bait,
Gertrude’ll believe, yuh, anything I say,
I shouldn’t feel guilty I just really need to pray.
My subjects are obsequious,
While Hamlet looks lugubrious,
I’m paranoid about this crime?
Hell no cause they can’t prove all this.
He knows but he’s insane so now nobody will listen,
Yuh no one bats an eye and it's his mother i'm kissin.
I’m the king of this jungle, I’m just like the lion,
And heavy hearted Hamlet’s hatin from home just cryin.
Gertrude please don’t drink that cup it’s not meant for you!
Oh god, now i'm all alone, he's gonna kill me too!
Chorus (Fortinbras):
Yuh, I’m Fortinbras I’m feeling regal,
You know I rap this beat so hard it’s barely legal,
Bling-bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-bling, yeah I’m flexin’ on Big C (and then Claudius in the background says “that’s me”)
Fortinbras (Som):
Got my boys back in Norway,
“Attacking Poland?” ha, no way,
Making gains, I’m on my feet,
Now Scandinavia’s complete,
Came here flexin’, packin’ heat, (pitch goes from down to up)
Big C you a charlatan, while I’m the real OG
I’ve got the helmet now, fealty
Is what you Danish owe to me,
I’m out here seizing all the means, because I’m not the bourgeoisie,
Just Hercules, with his Lion, can match my perspicacity,
Sittin’ here like the Trojan Horse, (to the tune of “I’m ya nigga’s OG, yeah”)
When I came in, I’d already won of course,
Man, I love my uncle more than anything you know,
But I love power more, so he’s gotta go, (gotta go!)
Level up, level up, level up,
Why slow this at all down, I’ll speed it up, (tune of “Never let my dogs down, I let 'em up”)
Hey, that prince, Hamlet, had ingenuity,
Hey, I could remove Norway’s ignominy,
How I hate, not having hegemony.
Denmark have you not learned from the past? (tune of “only thing behind the back was the past”)
You call it cunning, I call it class! (“boy my first single was my last” tune)
Now you know who al-ways wins at last (SKRT)
Chorus:
Yuh, I’m Ger-trude, my son’s a weirdo,
Ham-let please, please don't be a hero
Bling-bling yeah put that ring on me!
Bling-bling yeah put that ring on me!
Gertrude (Jack):
Yeah, it’s goin’ down in this nation,
Makes me wanna yell, “yo, what in tarnation”!
Heard that Big C poisoned my old husband;
Bruh, I shoulda known that I couldn’t trust him.
All that killer wanted was the throne and the cash;
For me to marry him, man, that sure was slapdash.
Not to mention, even though he’s king, he’s lazy,
Hasn’t tried to help Hamlet since he went crazy.
Hamlet says he saw a ghost, claims he’s a necromancer.
He’s about as fake as that reindeer named Prancer!
Then he makes plays about killin’, it’s hard to ignore him and keep chillin’, yeah,
I tried to make things better but they still think I’m a villain...
Now Denmark’s in trouble, and it’s mostly my fault
For marryin’ a guy that’s made of nothin’ but salt.
And my son is gettin’ more and more torn apart;
His loss to madness is a thorn in my heart.
Chorus:
Yeah goin' ape like ‘Zago,
Move out the way, please don't be a hero
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Yeah goin' ape like ‘Zago,
Move out the way, please don't be a hero
Sing-sing yeah please just set me free!
Sing-sing yeah please just set me free!
Ophelia (Taha):
Yuh
Aye
The name’s Ophelia, beef with me? Don’t bother
Murdering this beat like how Hamlet killed my father
It all started when I met this guy
We were kinda a thing, not gonna lie
But then daddy rolls up (thkrt), a slave to the king,
Told me to stop being a thot so there was no arguing
For all my life I had to beg at my father’s feet
Internal struggle made me as insane as this beat
But I’ve been trying to stay on this grind like coffee
If you think men go through a lot then you should read my biography
If it weren’t for my dad and brother, Hamlet would be mine
I would’ve been queen, make all these haters stand in line
I will come at you and play you like a harpsichord
These raps are unprotected, just like Laertes’ fencing swords
Without a mother to guide me I couldn’t find a way to be free
With my father and Hamlet expecting different things from me
So I sung a couple songs to convince them that things were dubious
My man had been corrupted so I was kinda lugubrious
How can I be obedient to my father and still true to love?
They use me as an object and don’t know SMACK about what I’m thinking of
I couldn’t live in two worlds so I had to make a decision
The hole in my heart was as deep as my father’s incision
Horatio (Nikhil):
Yeah goin ape like Zago,
Move out the way please don’t be a hero,
Bling bling yeah put that crown on me,
Bling bling yeah put that crown on me,
Yeah spittin rhymes like fire,
Hamlet's dead and the situation’s dire
Fortinbras ain't ready to be king,
Fortinbras ain't ready to be king!
Second in command, dang
But now the tide is low, dang
Oh a memory of pain,
Bernardo and I gone insane
Saw a ghost from fire and rain
On the bright side ‘bras got the army but no me
To Denmark the power I will see
Restored to greatness and Hamlet’s glory
God dang I miss Hamlet
With his to be or not to be
With his death I promised to be
The very best version of me
Had I known I would’ve left
Now I see his dead body, frozen like the Met
Time is up, time is up, time is up, time is up
Hamlet is gone but I can only look up,
This too deep for me, from the past I flee
Now ‘let is gone, ‘bras looking v keen
Went from waiting tables to my own story
Hamlet lost but no L for me
Ham’ Senior may have ruined me
But who needs ‘let when ‘bras got the Keys
Chorus (written by Nikhil):
Yuh attackin’ Hamlet like a killa’,
I’m such a beast that you can call me a gorilla
Bling-bling yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-bling yeah put that crown on me!
Yeah Laertes with the poison,
Move out the way, I’m always destroyin’
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Bling-Bling, yeah put that crown on me!
Laertes (Ajay):
Come back from Paris with my life all around
Come back, find my father six feet underground
My sister’s all mad, she be actin’ all crazy
My life’s fallin’ apart and my future’s lookin’ hazy
Why is God hurtin’ me, screwin’ up my life
It’s prob from all that sinnin’ I did back in Paris
My life is dyin’, getting’ stabbed with a knife
Just like Hamlet did to my good dad Polonius
I loved Ophelia, I was tryin’ to protect her
But now she’s dead at the bottom of a river
How could she not see how Hamlet was playin’ her?
He played her harder than the Greeks played the Trojan soldiers
It’s time to take action, I’m done with the past
This day is finally Hamlet’s very very last
I’m on fire like Dido, you can’t stop me now
Not even your mom can, she’s just a sex-driven cow
I’ll send you into the earth farther than Dante tried to venture
I’ll kill you before you can even surrender
Now that the battle’s been fought, and I haven’t won
I’m sorry Hamlet for all that I’ve done
I realize now how Claudius deceived me
He always told me who I should really be
Together Hamlet we’ll kill him once and for all
To save Denmark from its final dreaded fall