Taking My Uzi to the Gym by The Front Bottoms Lyrics
You and me, we can never be
'Cause I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny
And you're so eager to please, you get on your knees
For any fucking asshole who says he's all you need
And I'm sorry I have to take this approach
The only thing that shut me up now, your hands around my throat
You and your friends feel free
And you're way too cool for me
And you do drugs now
And all your problems run so deep
And we were smoking in the basement
Of your best friend's bro's party
And you love them 'cause they treat you
Like you know what the fuck you’re talking about
You and me, we could never take this approach
Only thing that shut me up now, your hands around my throat
Swear I love you 'til the very, very end
But there’s a problem (What's the problem?)
You’re in love with your boyfriend
And this is me officially giving up on you
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies
For this to ever become true
And this is me officially giving up on you
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies
I'm getting shitfaced in your room
I've got dreams where I bleed
And I choke myself to sleep
And I hear screams
It's the secrets that you keep
And I am learning that your secrets
They really don't mean shit
To anyone but you and your friends
And you and me, we could never take this approach
The only thing that shut me up now, your hands around my throat
I swear I love you (swear I love you) ’til the very, very end
But what’s the problem? (What's the problem?)
You’re in love with your boyfriend
(One, two, three, four)
And I will get on my elbows
Until all my fingers go numb
And I refuse to take another breath
Until you change who you have become
(This is me)
And I will lean on the elbows
Until all my fingers go numb
(Officially giving up on you)
And I refuse to take another breath
Until you change who you have become
(This is me)
And I will get on my elbows
Until all my fingers go numb
(Officially giving up on you
I've wasted so much time)
And I refuse to take another breath
Until you change who you have become
(With stupid lies for this
To change who you have become)
'Cause I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny
And you're so eager to please, you get on your knees
For any fucking asshole who says he's all you need
And I'm sorry I have to take this approach
The only thing that shut me up now, your hands around my throat
You and your friends feel free
And you're way too cool for me
And you do drugs now
And all your problems run so deep
And we were smoking in the basement
Of your best friend's bro's party
And you love them 'cause they treat you
Like you know what the fuck you’re talking about
You and me, we could never take this approach
Only thing that shut me up now, your hands around my throat
Swear I love you 'til the very, very end
But there’s a problem (What's the problem?)
You’re in love with your boyfriend
And this is me officially giving up on you
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies
For this to ever become true
And this is me officially giving up on you
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies
I'm getting shitfaced in your room
I've got dreams where I bleed
And I choke myself to sleep
And I hear screams
It's the secrets that you keep
And I am learning that your secrets
They really don't mean shit
To anyone but you and your friends
And you and me, we could never take this approach
The only thing that shut me up now, your hands around my throat
I swear I love you (swear I love you) ’til the very, very end
But what’s the problem? (What's the problem?)
You’re in love with your boyfriend
(One, two, three, four)
And I will get on my elbows
Until all my fingers go numb
And I refuse to take another breath
Until you change who you have become
(This is me)
And I will lean on the elbows
Until all my fingers go numb
(Officially giving up on you)
And I refuse to take another breath
Until you change who you have become
(This is me)
And I will get on my elbows
Until all my fingers go numb
(Officially giving up on you
I've wasted so much time)
And I refuse to take another breath
Until you change who you have become
(With stupid lies for this
To change who you have become)