Kijes Ouija by The Free Design Lyrics

There was a gentleman from way up north
And Kije was his name
And he got strange answers from a magic board
'Cause Ouija was his game

Kije's Ouija
Kije's Ouija board
Kije's Ouija
Gee, we should've believed
Believed before

I took my favorite lover way up north
We packed our boots and skis
And we found as a lodging Kije's magic house
There he sat with a board upon his knees

Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
Kije's Ouija board
Kije's Ouija
Gee, we should've believed
Believed before
Then he asked us would we like to sit and learn about magic
The Ouija board will set you straight on all that's happy or tragic
We sat right down to scrutinize the weird old indicator
Neither did we understand or believe it, 'til later

Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
Kije's Ouija board
Kije's Ouija
Gee, we should've believed
Believed before

It told us that some wise old angel
Had prepared for us a special treat
That everyone who kicked a little dog
Would surely lose his feet

And everyone who shook his fist in anger
Soon would be shaking in bed
And every single time a curse was said
Someone's tongue would surely drop from his head

Now, many more like this the angel will send
But you could do yourself much worse
Just push a couple buttons, let your favorite bombs
Completely over, over the earth
Now the angel's curse has come and gone, but everyone knew that
We didn't need a Ouija board to give us any clue that
The way we lived was far from right, the first curse came to reckon
No one dares to go and ask old Kije 'bout the second

Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
Kije's Ouija board
Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
Kije's Ouija board
Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
Kije's Ouija board
Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
Kije's Ouija board