Girls Got Feelings Too by The Firm (comedy) Lyrics

Are you ready, girls?
We're ready, Shirley!
Now listen up, fellas, 'cause we're talking to you (uh-huh?)
And you (uh-huh?)
And especially you!

Now listen here fellas, better get this straight
Us women have had more than we can take
Of your "oh so Romeo" one-track minds
And your "hello, baby" chat-up lines
(Oh yeah?) Oh yeah!
Now baby, what can I say
Since time began it's always been this way
Well we're getting tired of having to compete with
Seven little girls sitting in the back seat

Girls like boys like girls, that's true
But hey fellas, have you heard the news?
Girls are like you 'cause girls have got feelings too
Oh yes they do
Girls are like you 'cause girls have got feelings too
Now it's not so revolutionary
And it don't make you some kind of fairy
But you'll admit that there's more to it
Than wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am - you hypocrites!
(Oh yeah?) Oh yeah!
Now baby listen to me
That's just now how we were meant to be
Well we're getting tired of your Rambo ways
And your "big boys they don't cry" clichés

Girls like boys like girls, that's true
But hey fellas, have you heard the news?
Girls are like you 'cause girls have got feelings too

Now girls need boys like locks need keys
They go together like the birds and bees
Ah, but like a game it takes two to play
So if you wanna take part you better meet us half-way
(Better meet us half-way)
Better hear what I say
(Better meet us half-way)

Now all of you macho muscle-men
You better stop, you better think again
It's give-and-take, not smash-and-grab
You better lead with your heart and not a left jab
Girls like boys like girls, that's true
But hey fellas, (uh-huh?) guess what's new?
Girls are like you 'cause girls have got feelings too
Oh yes they do (oh yeah?)
I said girls are like you, fellas
Girls have got feelings
(Girls have got feelings)
I said girls got feelings too

You better believe it, fellas!