Jamies Got A Baby by The Finks Lyrics

Jamie's got a better half
A baby by another man
She keeps me 'round just for a laugh
She says that I don't understand
He's a tosser, he's a total prick
But sometimes that's the point of it
All happened so fast
When I woke up in the morning she was gone

Jamie's got me working nights
It helps me to forget I guess
She's got four hands, two pairs of eyes
She hides the bump beneath her dress
It's a reverie, of complacency
She says she needs the company
But doesn't even mention me
She wakes up every morning and I'm gone

Jamie's sisters both suspect
That I'm the one to blame for this
They've lost the plot, I'm circumspect
I've never really wanted kids
I love her though, her love is gone
And left us with an only son
I'm hoping there's forgiveness yet
I don't want to wake up to find her gone