Harvey Dent Shit by The Feminists Lyrics
[Alec]
Cruising through the Mesozoic era in my Honda
Blowing the stops signs and monoxide ganja
And so I stop blowing lines
And the whole time I'm getting blown by this dime-piece named Tanya
And Sonya, behind her: Russia with love
You know I've got some fine bitches from the homeland
Lost in time, my state of mind stays stolen
Riding with Viva, dick size Gary Coleman
[Viva]
Dick size leaves vaginas wide open
Rolling deep, trolling bitches like the Omen
Nutted on molly, now I'm out of serotonin
So I jack off into my elderly cat's colon
I get aroused when the pussy starts moaning
Poop juices flowing going all over my scrotum
I smile, and it's not just cause I'm rolling
It's because my cat is drooling all over my boner
[Alec]
I'm the mute button on these rappers acting cute and
Last he looked I'm dropping acid in the fucking booth (what?)
Psychedelics in the studio?
No, with gang of girls into nudity and coke, I'm an animal
Amplify on the mic, cannabis, zone out
Eating a damn banana like it's a dick, you can't handle it
Tongue in the clitoris I'm a Facebook fan of it
Thumb in her uterus and I'm rolling in tandem with...
[Viva]
Jacking off into the dishes, back to the walls
Suspicious because my mod-mates are at the mall
Which isn't really that suspicious
Except they've been gone a long time and Zoe hasn't even called
My room is small and cold like my heart
Feminists broke me and tore my soul apart
When I'm lonely I start assuming shit
End up masturbating using my tears as lubricant
Cruising through the Mesozoic era in my Honda
Blowing the stops signs and monoxide ganja
And so I stop blowing lines
And the whole time I'm getting blown by this dime-piece named Tanya
And Sonya, behind her: Russia with love
You know I've got some fine bitches from the homeland
Lost in time, my state of mind stays stolen
Riding with Viva, dick size Gary Coleman
[Viva]
Dick size leaves vaginas wide open
Rolling deep, trolling bitches like the Omen
Nutted on molly, now I'm out of serotonin
So I jack off into my elderly cat's colon
I get aroused when the pussy starts moaning
Poop juices flowing going all over my scrotum
I smile, and it's not just cause I'm rolling
It's because my cat is drooling all over my boner
[Alec]
I'm the mute button on these rappers acting cute and
Last he looked I'm dropping acid in the fucking booth (what?)
Psychedelics in the studio?
No, with gang of girls into nudity and coke, I'm an animal
Amplify on the mic, cannabis, zone out
Eating a damn banana like it's a dick, you can't handle it
Tongue in the clitoris I'm a Facebook fan of it
Thumb in her uterus and I'm rolling in tandem with...
[Viva]
Jacking off into the dishes, back to the walls
Suspicious because my mod-mates are at the mall
Which isn't really that suspicious
Except they've been gone a long time and Zoe hasn't even called
My room is small and cold like my heart
Feminists broke me and tore my soul apart
When I'm lonely I start assuming shit
End up masturbating using my tears as lubricant