Lund Lund Mar by The Fart Nibbaz Lyrics
(Chrous)
Lund Mar!
Sala bhenchod!
[Incomprehensible screaming]
You fucking cunt!
(Verse 1)
I knew a pedophile on the net
His name was Timmy, he went Lund Lund Mar
He likes to mar his lund all over the place
But then I put on my accent, and he didn't like it
(Pre-chorus)
So he went and got all offended
He said I was gay and he didn't like that
So what I did was I made a Discord
About him being a pedophile, and he went
(Chrous)
Lund Mar!
Sala bhenchod!
[Incomprehensible screaming]
(Interlude)
Pedo... net... (3x)
Timmo...
-phile...
Net...(x2)
(Versе 2)
Now look at this net
That I just found
When I say go
Be rеady to throw!
Oh! Wait!
That's not what this is
This is a song about the Timmo-phile!
(Verse 2)
I once knew a pedophile on the net
His name was Timmy, he went Lund Lund Mar
He liked to mar his lund all over the place
But I didn't like it, so I went to the Gwent Police and
(Verse 3)
They didn't do anything 'bout him
So I just sang over the next part of the song
Because I want to tell my story now
Cause I'm impatient
That's right, I began to be impatient
(Verse 4)
So I am going to go to the police
That's right, the Gwent Police
That's where I'm going
So if you aren't scared of the Gwent Police
Then first of all
What is wrong with you?
(Verse 5)
The Gwent Police are terrifying now
They will arrest you if you don't back down
That's right, so Tim, you stop being a pedophile
Yeah, you're a pedophile
(Outro)
Yeah, I've been making a bad song about you
Cause Tim memes are cool
That's right, now
Tim memes are cool
You fucking cunt
(Self-realization)
My god, what have I just created?
I'm not proud
Lund Mar!
Sala bhenchod!
[Incomprehensible screaming]
You fucking cunt!
(Verse 1)
I knew a pedophile on the net
His name was Timmy, he went Lund Lund Mar
He likes to mar his lund all over the place
But then I put on my accent, and he didn't like it
(Pre-chorus)
So he went and got all offended
He said I was gay and he didn't like that
So what I did was I made a Discord
About him being a pedophile, and he went
(Chrous)
Lund Mar!
Sala bhenchod!
[Incomprehensible screaming]
(Interlude)
Pedo... net... (3x)
Timmo...
-phile...
Net...(x2)
(Versе 2)
Now look at this net
That I just found
When I say go
Be rеady to throw!
Oh! Wait!
That's not what this is
This is a song about the Timmo-phile!
(Verse 2)
I once knew a pedophile on the net
His name was Timmy, he went Lund Lund Mar
He liked to mar his lund all over the place
But I didn't like it, so I went to the Gwent Police and
(Verse 3)
They didn't do anything 'bout him
So I just sang over the next part of the song
Because I want to tell my story now
Cause I'm impatient
That's right, I began to be impatient
(Verse 4)
So I am going to go to the police
That's right, the Gwent Police
That's where I'm going
So if you aren't scared of the Gwent Police
Then first of all
What is wrong with you?
(Verse 5)
The Gwent Police are terrifying now
They will arrest you if you don't back down
That's right, so Tim, you stop being a pedophile
Yeah, you're a pedophile
(Outro)
Yeah, I've been making a bad song about you
Cause Tim memes are cool
That's right, now
Tim memes are cool
You fucking cunt
(Self-realization)
My god, what have I just created?
I'm not proud