I Wanna Fart on You by The Fart Guys Lyrics

[Chorus: Joe Stinko]

I wanna fart on you (smells right)
You will meet the fart guys
I wanna fart on you (all night)
Fart the night away

[Verse 1: Joe Stinko]

Do you close your nostrils, let that aroma get into you
Don't try to ignite it, there ain't nothing but farts for two
Relax your butt, lay back, it smells just fine
You stink like rancid meat, and we can share the poopay
Spread your cheeks with gloves[?]

[Chorus: Joe Stinko]

I wanna fart on you (smells right)
You will meet the fart guys
I wanna fart on you (all night)
Fart the night away
[Verse 2: Joe Stinko]

Got something to say, don't take this the wrong way
It's not coming from my heart
I say I love you, with a fart
Get over here on the table[?]
We'll be sittin' in the bathtub biting bubbles[?]
They taste like rancid meat
There goes a big one
Watch it stain the wall

[Chorus: Joe Stinko]

I wanna fart on you (smells right)
You will meet the fart guys
I wanna fart on you (all night)
Fart the night away
I wanna fart on you (smells right)
You will meet the fart guys
I wanna fart on you (all night)
Fart the night away
I wanna fart on you (smells right)
You will meet the fart guys
I wanna fart on you (all night)
Fart the night away