Mr. Benson The Meson Ray SOD-1 by The Ernies Lyrics
Approaching the laboratory
Determined to get at the truth of the meson ray machine
"Is that right, Mr. Benson?"
"Yes."
Kick it!
A glimmer of light shines through
A boarded-up window on the top floor
Inside, Mr. Benson, sound engineer
At a top New York recording company
Stands facing the most formidable array
Of electronic equipment ever assembled
Under one roof
"Alright Mr. Benson"
"I've never heard of a meson ray."
"The meson ray is a highly-concentrated form of energy
It only requires a very brief exposure."
Come on, come on. Just dance for me. Kick it!
"Benson, Benson what are you, who are you? Aaahh!"
"He, he was such a good man Mr. Benson, such a good man."
"YES!!!"
Determined to get at the truth of the meson ray machine
"Is that right, Mr. Benson?"
"Yes."
Kick it!
A glimmer of light shines through
A boarded-up window on the top floor
Inside, Mr. Benson, sound engineer
At a top New York recording company
Stands facing the most formidable array
Of electronic equipment ever assembled
Under one roof
"Alright Mr. Benson"
"I've never heard of a meson ray."
"The meson ray is a highly-concentrated form of energy
It only requires a very brief exposure."
Come on, come on. Just dance for me. Kick it!
"Benson, Benson what are you, who are you? Aaahh!"
"He, he was such a good man Mr. Benson, such a good man."
"YES!!!"