As If I Cared by The Electric Eels Lyrics

Ha ta ta, the motions of notions, as if I ever cared

Beautifully sensing one's own quality as if it was there

Ha ta ta, the clocks on the wall are looking for something to do

Baking soda and things in a wagon, and clothes lines over the stars

Taking the turnpike to home, driving a rat to his lair

Dining on chicken on rocks - As if I cared

I am 31 and I like it, it makes me feel so nice

And tonight Johnny Carson is laughing at me - As if I cared

Placing bets on the carpet and breaking a pose, taking chances and bank loans

As if I cared

Breaking the light meter craze, taking up with the cads, jump in flesh lines and things- As if I cared
Ha ta ta, ta ta ta