Rubber and Glue by The Duke of Uke and His Novelty Orchestra Lyrics

[Intro]
Ooh, ooh, rubber and glue (Say what?)
Ooh, ooh, rubber and glue
Ooh, ooh, rubber and glue
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

[Verse 1]
I could've sworn that you were somebody else, yeah
Nobody warned me, I was fighting myself
I should have known that the cards were stacked, b-baby, yes
’Cause when you bite the house you know the house is gonna bite you right back
Rubber and glue, that's me and you, what a strange duality
What can I do when the things I stick to you keep on bouncin back to me?

[Refrain]
Rubber and glue (Ooh, ooh, rubber and glue)
Rubber and glue (Ooh, ooh, rubber and glue)
Rubber and glue (Ooh, ooh, rubber and glue)
Rubber and glue (Ooh, ooh, ooh!)

[Instrumental]
[Verse 2]
I should've guessed ’cause we was dressed just the same (Ooh, ah, ah)
Same address, same last name, yes! (Ooh, ah, ah)
I should have known how the cards, they were stacked, ye-yeah (Ooh, ah, ah)
'Cause when you point a finger, babe, there's three fingers pointing right back (Ooh, ah, ah)
Rubber and glue, that's me and you what a strange duality-ay-ay
So, what can I do when the things I stick to you keep on bouncin' right on back to me?

[Refrain]
A-rubber and glue (Ooh, ooh, rubber and glue)
Rubber and glue (Ooh, ooh, rubber and glue)
Rubber and glue (Ooh, ooh, rubber and glue)
Rubber and glue (Ooh, ooh, ooh!)