Jump Back by The Duke of Uke and His Novelty Orchestra Lyrics
[Verse 1]
There ain't no free lunch, so pay your bill
If the left one doesn’t get you, then the right one surely will
And even old J.C., he got paddled too
And iffn' they got him, why the heck won't they get you?
[Chorus]
All I can say is when it comes your way, you better jump back!
Baby, baby, jump back! (Jump back)
Jump back, baby! (Jump back)
Baby, baby, jump back!
[Verse 2]
So let me cue you in to the situation, let me cue you in to reality
On a beeline for your behind, on a beeline for your booty
So let me cue you in to the situation, let me cue you in to reality
On a beeline for your behind, on a beeline for your booty
[Verse 3]
It’s custom-made for your caboose and it fits it to a T
They're making one just for you like they made one just for me
It don't really matter if you've been bad or good
When you hatched they just snatched and sanded down the wood
[Chorus]
All I can say is when it comes your way, you better jump back!
Baby, baby, jump back! (Jump back)
Jump back, baby! (Jump back)
Baby, baby, jump back!
[Verse 4]
No it's never been a question of if or how, merely just a matter of when
If it hasn't happened yet, it will, I bet, 'cause we all get it in the end
No it's never been a question of if or how, merely just a matter of when
If it hasn’t happened yet, it will, I bet, ’cause we all get it in the end
[Verse 2]
Let me cue you in to the situation, let me cue you in to reality
On a beeline for your behind, on a beeline for your booty
So let me cue you in to the situation, let me cue you in to reality
On a beeline for your behind, on a beeline for your booty
[Bridge]
When it comes (Oh, when it comes), you can't run (Oh, you can’t run, no, no)
Best thing you can do is jump back (Just gotta roll with it)
When it comes (Gotta go with it, baby), you can't run
The best thing you can do is jump back (Best thing you can do)
When it comes (See it comin' for you), you can't run
Best thing you can do is jump back (Gotta jump on back, baby)
When it comes (Jump on back, yeah), you can’t run (Yeah, yeah)
Best thing you can do is jump back
[Verse 5]
So cry out to your momma, to your daddy, too
In the end it'll get you friends; it's a mandatory rendezvous
Whatcha gonna do when it comes to get 'cha?
Right on the back where the good Lord split 'cha?
There ain't no free lunch, so pay your bill
If the left one doesn’t get you, then the right one surely will
And even old J.C., he got paddled too
And iffn' they got him, why the heck won't they get you?
[Chorus]
All I can say is when it comes your way, you better jump back!
Baby, baby, jump back! (Jump back)
Jump back, baby! (Jump back)
Baby, baby, jump back!
[Verse 2]
So let me cue you in to the situation, let me cue you in to reality
On a beeline for your behind, on a beeline for your booty
So let me cue you in to the situation, let me cue you in to reality
On a beeline for your behind, on a beeline for your booty
[Verse 3]
It’s custom-made for your caboose and it fits it to a T
They're making one just for you like they made one just for me
It don't really matter if you've been bad or good
When you hatched they just snatched and sanded down the wood
[Chorus]
All I can say is when it comes your way, you better jump back!
Baby, baby, jump back! (Jump back)
Jump back, baby! (Jump back)
Baby, baby, jump back!
[Verse 4]
No it's never been a question of if or how, merely just a matter of when
If it hasn't happened yet, it will, I bet, 'cause we all get it in the end
No it's never been a question of if or how, merely just a matter of when
If it hasn’t happened yet, it will, I bet, ’cause we all get it in the end
[Verse 2]
Let me cue you in to the situation, let me cue you in to reality
On a beeline for your behind, on a beeline for your booty
So let me cue you in to the situation, let me cue you in to reality
On a beeline for your behind, on a beeline for your booty
[Bridge]
When it comes (Oh, when it comes), you can't run (Oh, you can’t run, no, no)
Best thing you can do is jump back (Just gotta roll with it)
When it comes (Gotta go with it, baby), you can't run
The best thing you can do is jump back (Best thing you can do)
When it comes (See it comin' for you), you can't run
Best thing you can do is jump back (Gotta jump on back, baby)
When it comes (Jump on back, yeah), you can’t run (Yeah, yeah)
Best thing you can do is jump back
[Verse 5]
So cry out to your momma, to your daddy, too
In the end it'll get you friends; it's a mandatory rendezvous
Whatcha gonna do when it comes to get 'cha?
Right on the back where the good Lord split 'cha?