Giraffe Skit by The Dream Team (Official) Lyrics
[Skit: MC Churro, King Skittle]
Hey Jaiden
Yeah
Uh, did I tell you about that one time I got cheated on by like, a giraffe?
What?
The things with the long necks-
I'm pretty sur-I know what a giraffe is-
Yeah
I'm confused about what you said BEFORE you said giraffe
So like, so like... so like, I was with this person right?
Mhm
And we was at the zoo and I said "Look, the giraffe can afford its own chicken nuggets," and she said "Look, the giraffe can pay child support."
That's kinda messed up
Yeah, that was really messed up, so she like, said "I wanna be with the giraffe and not you," so I was like "Fine, fine, fine." Cause I got back at her and I cheated on her with the same giraffe.
W-what?
Hey Jaiden
Yeah
Uh, did I tell you about that one time I got cheated on by like, a giraffe?
What?
The things with the long necks-
I'm pretty sur-I know what a giraffe is-
Yeah
I'm confused about what you said BEFORE you said giraffe
So like, so like... so like, I was with this person right?
Mhm
And we was at the zoo and I said "Look, the giraffe can afford its own chicken nuggets," and she said "Look, the giraffe can pay child support."
That's kinda messed up
Yeah, that was really messed up, so she like, said "I wanna be with the giraffe and not you," so I was like "Fine, fine, fine." Cause I got back at her and I cheated on her with the same giraffe.
W-what?