A Game Of Cards Cards Against Humanity by The Doubleclicks Lyrics

Play a game with me
Tell me why I'm sticky
You're my closest friend
Tell me how the world will end
Friends helping friends
Meeting new people
Answering questions both easy and hard
There's nothing nicer than playing a good game of cards
At last we can have a debate all about
Concealing a boner or whipping it out
We'll talk about sex-mates who spend their time flying
Children on leashes and mopey zoo lions

Play a game with me
What are my parents hiding from me?
You're my closest friends
Let's be dicks, to children
Is that sound a falcon with a cap on its head?
Or is it the fact that my parents are dead?
We can find out when we're playing a good game of cards
The game is so peaceful and we're all guilt-free
Like Oprah when she sobs into Lean Cuisine
It's not jibber-jabber we all feel at ease
Maybe we're born with it, maybe it's
Bees?
Play a game with me
Why do I hurt all over?
You're my closest friends
Tell me what war's good for
When you are gone, I assure you you're missed
Why don't we all make the penises kiss?
There's nothing nicer than playing a good game of cards