AJ Plays 3MC by The Donald Trump Experience Lyrics
(Verse 1/Cheesy Spagoot)
Hey guys, it’s Cheesy Spagoot
It’s about time we give AJ the boot!
AJ Ajeson is a hecking freshman
Pick him up, stuff him in the trash bin!
Or is he actually just a sophomore?
No he’s not, he just wants ores!
Would be happier if he just accepted Jesus
We be on a higher level, he can't seize us
AJ A. can't even meme by himself
The last one he did was Elf on the Shelf!
Whenever I see AJ and his makeup
All it does is make me want to break up!
(Hook)
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
AJ plays 3MC
But there's no way I can diss that you see
(Verse 2/Lil’ Dónnie)
Sup, niggers! This is Lil’ Dón!
Back at it in this fiery song!
Oh right, let’s get back to the plot
Does AJ like Samus or like her not?
Everything about you has already been dissed
If I bring up 2 Genders, you would get pissed!
Why do you know the location of Honduras?
Is it because you’re an ultrafeminist?
If that 360 noscope hadn’t missed
Then you and Samus might have even kissed!
ZSS is Spagoot’s girl. Go away!
If you keep complaining about Samus, I’ll think
You’re gay
I know you imagine ZSS in every way
Better run away, try another day
Is Samus your girl? Nay! Nay!
Call me Bojack, get it? Cause horses neigh!
(Hook)
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
AJ plays 3MC
But there's no way I can diss that you see
(Verse 3/Joshy Rares)
I’m roasting you and dipping you in Szechuan Sauce
Call me Michelangelo, this is the Renaissance!
Roasting you so hard, I have to say see ya
This is pure art, call it Mona Lisa!
Why did you ever like Wot in Tarnation?
About to teach you, call it the Reformation
Make AJs extinct like the dinosaurs
Dead, down in the maze like the Minotaur!
I’m gonna put you in a Camp of Concentration
Maybe that will heighten your education!
Compared to Santa Claus, you’re just an elf!
I’m about to make Bad Guy diss you himself!
(Verse 4/Bad Guy)
Hey yo... this is verse four
Showing AJ once again the door!
Uhhhh Imma [insert fire here]
Hot enough to roast anybody near!
I’m so cool in 3 of Spagoot's stickers
I’m making all of the feminists triggered!
I know I have really generic hair
But I just got all of your secret rares!
Hitting you with these sweet spot Dairs
This is a Christian rap, AJ. Don’t make me swear!
I’m about to hit you with an interrobang
Why are you not in the MC Gang!?
(Hook)
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
AJ plays 3MC
But there's no way I can diss that you see
Hey guys, it’s Cheesy Spagoot
It’s about time we give AJ the boot!
AJ Ajeson is a hecking freshman
Pick him up, stuff him in the trash bin!
Or is he actually just a sophomore?
No he’s not, he just wants ores!
Would be happier if he just accepted Jesus
We be on a higher level, he can't seize us
AJ A. can't even meme by himself
The last one he did was Elf on the Shelf!
Whenever I see AJ and his makeup
All it does is make me want to break up!
(Hook)
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
AJ plays 3MC
But there's no way I can diss that you see
(Verse 2/Lil’ Dónnie)
Sup, niggers! This is Lil’ Dón!
Back at it in this fiery song!
Oh right, let’s get back to the plot
Does AJ like Samus or like her not?
Everything about you has already been dissed
If I bring up 2 Genders, you would get pissed!
Why do you know the location of Honduras?
Is it because you’re an ultrafeminist?
If that 360 noscope hadn’t missed
Then you and Samus might have even kissed!
ZSS is Spagoot’s girl. Go away!
If you keep complaining about Samus, I’ll think
You’re gay
I know you imagine ZSS in every way
Better run away, try another day
Is Samus your girl? Nay! Nay!
Call me Bojack, get it? Cause horses neigh!
(Hook)
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
AJ plays 3MC
But there's no way I can diss that you see
(Verse 3/Joshy Rares)
I’m roasting you and dipping you in Szechuan Sauce
Call me Michelangelo, this is the Renaissance!
Roasting you so hard, I have to say see ya
This is pure art, call it Mona Lisa!
Why did you ever like Wot in Tarnation?
About to teach you, call it the Reformation
Make AJs extinct like the dinosaurs
Dead, down in the maze like the Minotaur!
I’m gonna put you in a Camp of Concentration
Maybe that will heighten your education!
Compared to Santa Claus, you’re just an elf!
I’m about to make Bad Guy diss you himself!
(Verse 4/Bad Guy)
Hey yo... this is verse four
Showing AJ once again the door!
Uhhhh Imma [insert fire here]
Hot enough to roast anybody near!
I’m so cool in 3 of Spagoot's stickers
I’m making all of the feminists triggered!
I know I have really generic hair
But I just got all of your secret rares!
Hitting you with these sweet spot Dairs
This is a Christian rap, AJ. Don’t make me swear!
I’m about to hit you with an interrobang
Why are you not in the MC Gang!?
(Hook)
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
One two, AJ A, one two three four
AJ plays 3MC
But there's no way I can diss that you see