Just Because Im Blonde by The Dollyrots Lyrics
Got an IQ higher than 25
Bet you didn’t even think that ‘cause of my hair
Watch me do basic math
Somehow I survive to pay my bills
Is she ditzy
Is she with it
Is she scattered up like a snow globe
Only takes one
One of me to
Screw in a freaking light bulb
As if
(oh oh oh oh oh)
As if
(oh oh oh)
That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart
Didn’t get the bad joke
Acting kinda clueless
Sunning up on the beach
Always losing my keys
Never pay for Jameson
Latest to the party
Head up in the sky
Marilyn Monroe said
I should have more fun so
She was right
I don’t’ care
Care what you think
Just because I’m blonde
Just because I’m blonde
I know a Brazilian’s not a number and
Polypeptide isn’t a type of toothpaste
Watch me get an oil change
They won’t convince me
I need brand new breaks
Not an Airhead
That’s just candy
When I want to sugar stuff my face
Superficial
Just a little
But I’ll never be your damsel in distress
As if
(oh oh oh oh oh)
As if
(oh oh oh)
That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart
Didn’t get the bad joke
Acting kinda clueless
Sunning up on the beach
Always losing my keys
Never pay for Jameson
Latest to the party
Head up in the sky
Marilyn Monroe said
I should have more fun
So she was right
I don’t’ care
Care what you think
Just because I’m blonde
Just because I’m blonde
I’ve never fooled anyone before
I’ve let people fool themselves
They didn’t bother to find who or what I was
Instead they’d invent a character for me
I wouldn’t argue with them
They were obviously loving somebody I wasn’t
It takes a smart brunette to play a blonde
It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde
As if
(oh oh oh oh oh)
As if
(oh oh oh)
That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart
Didn’t get the bad joke
Acting kinda clueless
Sunning up on the beach
Always losing my keys
Never pay for Jameson
Latest to the party
Head up in the sky
Marilyn Monroe said
I should have more fun
Yeah she was right
I don’’ care
I don’t care what they say
Everybody knows it
Never gonna change me
It’s just hair don’t be dumb
Dumb like a brunette
Just kidding
Just because I’m blonde
It’s just because I’m blonde
It’s just because I’m blonde
It’s just because I’m blonde
Just because I’m blonde
Bet you didn’t even think that ‘cause of my hair
Watch me do basic math
Somehow I survive to pay my bills
Is she ditzy
Is she with it
Is she scattered up like a snow globe
Only takes one
One of me to
Screw in a freaking light bulb
As if
(oh oh oh oh oh)
As if
(oh oh oh)
That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart
Didn’t get the bad joke
Acting kinda clueless
Sunning up on the beach
Always losing my keys
Never pay for Jameson
Latest to the party
Head up in the sky
Marilyn Monroe said
I should have more fun so
She was right
I don’t’ care
Care what you think
Just because I’m blonde
Just because I’m blonde
I know a Brazilian’s not a number and
Polypeptide isn’t a type of toothpaste
Watch me get an oil change
They won’t convince me
I need brand new breaks
Not an Airhead
That’s just candy
When I want to sugar stuff my face
Superficial
Just a little
But I’ll never be your damsel in distress
As if
(oh oh oh oh oh)
As if
(oh oh oh)
That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart
Didn’t get the bad joke
Acting kinda clueless
Sunning up on the beach
Always losing my keys
Never pay for Jameson
Latest to the party
Head up in the sky
Marilyn Monroe said
I should have more fun
So she was right
I don’t’ care
Care what you think
Just because I’m blonde
Just because I’m blonde
I’ve never fooled anyone before
I’ve let people fool themselves
They didn’t bother to find who or what I was
Instead they’d invent a character for me
I wouldn’t argue with them
They were obviously loving somebody I wasn’t
It takes a smart brunette to play a blonde
It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde
As if
(oh oh oh oh oh)
As if
(oh oh oh)
That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart
Didn’t get the bad joke
Acting kinda clueless
Sunning up on the beach
Always losing my keys
Never pay for Jameson
Latest to the party
Head up in the sky
Marilyn Monroe said
I should have more fun
Yeah she was right
I don’’ care
I don’t care what they say
Everybody knows it
Never gonna change me
It’s just hair don’t be dumb
Dumb like a brunette
Just kidding
Just because I’m blonde
It’s just because I’m blonde
It’s just because I’m blonde
It’s just because I’m blonde
Just because I’m blonde