Vassillios by The Disco Biscuits Lyrics

Vassillios, neck beard
Straight from the gutter
Shaped like a cow
And milked like an udder

You know he's a freak 'cause he looks with his mother
Vassillios deadweight fish motherfucker

Vassillios, straight from the gutter
Vassillios, we love you like a brother
Vassillios, straight from the gutter
Vassillios, we love you like a

Vassillios, sweet cheeks
We love you like a brother
Jolly old friend spreading mirth like no other
A kind and simple beast, Vassillios, when I shudder
To think it was you who left Candy in the gutter

Swiftly sneaking
Vassillios is sleeping like a baby
Overzealous the bees are getting jealous
Vassillios, maybe
On the down low
Underneath your hedgerow
Something is startling

For farthing, darling
Nothing more is marveling
Vassillios, maybe