Intro 2011 by The Dirtball Lyrics
[Skit: The Dirtball & Doctor]
"I want what I want right now!"
"Dirtball, I would if I could"
"You've been my doctor for 10 years, Christ, you know what I need"
"I know what you need"
"Another dose!"
"Get over yourself. [?], it's illegal"
"I'm serious man. Double the dose. Triple the dose! Right now."
"I can't legally give you that much"
"[?] Well, I don't care what it does to my body. You know I need it"
"Oh my God! I'm telling you..."
"I won't say a fucking thing, I'll double your pay. I give you what you want, I'll give you whatever you want"
"Okay. Okay, okay, okay. All right, here you go. Here you go"
"Yes, that's it, right there, yeah, yeah. Bit more, double it, open the gate. Open the gates, doc!"
"I can't give you too much"
"Ah, I don't care what it does, I came to party"
"Oh, shit it's too much, it is too much"
"Came to rock'n'roll"
"Oh, Jesus Christ"
"I want what I want right now!"
"Dirtball, I would if I could"
"You've been my doctor for 10 years, Christ, you know what I need"
"I know what you need"
"Another dose!"
"Get over yourself. [?], it's illegal"
"I'm serious man. Double the dose. Triple the dose! Right now."
"I can't legally give you that much"
"[?] Well, I don't care what it does to my body. You know I need it"
"Oh my God! I'm telling you..."
"I won't say a fucking thing, I'll double your pay. I give you what you want, I'll give you whatever you want"
"Okay. Okay, okay, okay. All right, here you go. Here you go"
"Yes, that's it, right there, yeah, yeah. Bit more, double it, open the gate. Open the gates, doc!"
"I can't give you too much"
"Ah, I don't care what it does, I came to party"
"Oh, shit it's too much, it is too much"
"Came to rock'n'roll"
"Oh, Jesus Christ"