An Entire Wardrobe Of Doubt And Uncertainty by The Deadfly Ensemble Lyrics

I can't get this knot... is it two loops or three ?
Is it "down through the hole" then "thrice round the tree" ?
My boots are on tight. I've got kid gloves to spare
But my breeches and braces are draped on the chair

This necktie's all wrinkled ! My hat is unfound !
My walking stick's broken ! My vest's on the ground !

I noticed red stains at half past the hour
With tardiness certain, my outlook was dour
A shirt in that state is a shameful display
But with waistcoat in place it might do for the day

But a collar so covered in filth should be burned !
One's standing in social milieu is concerned !
I never thought dressing could cause so much grief !
When I'm dead or asleep it will be a relief !