Fairer Sex by The Cribs Lyrics

What happens when the fairer sex
Becomes unfair, whatever next?
And all the time I felt the same about you
Was never in your hall of fame

And it was pretty rude
With talk of flames tattoos
I don't think that's cool
And the cards played by you
Sexually alludes
With talk of his bathroom

I had a friend I couldn't help
I'm sorry my friend I can't help myself
If I could save the world I would
But no-one seems to give a fuck

And the cards played by you
Sexually alludes
With talk of his bathroom
What happens when the fairer sex
Treats you unfair, whatever next?