Mortimer by The Cranberry Show Lyrics

[Arcane]
Church girl, she never worshiped Satan. I told her that I worship satin
Ain't talking about the planet baby. I'm talking about that shit you wearing
Although your heart is stone as Sharon, there's no need to be a actress
Just come let me explore your mind

[Young Focus]
Nah fuck that shit lets get this bitch up on this mattress
Tell her that shes pretty, that you love her maybe we can fuck
Feel her up, get her liquored up and call our niggas up

[Arcane]
Oh damn it, here goes Mortimer

[Young Focus]
You bet your ass dummy
Cuz me and you ain't had no ass since Juvenile had cash money

[Arcane]
Mortimer who let u out? And see you lying, remember Cat?
[Young Focus]
That bitch was fat, and matter fact I told you not to mention that

[Arcane]
But, but wait

[Young Focus]
No fuck that, that I love you shit ain't what I'm trying hear
Cuz shit, if nice guys finish last then we bringing up the rear

[Arcane]
Well, maybe I wanna fall in love

[Young Focus]
Well, maybe I wanna fall in love
Nigga I swear you must be gay

[Arcane]
If I'm gay you gay

[Young Focus]
Watch it cuz

[Arcane]
But her body's like a rose
[Young Focus]
And we all know that I'm a prick
So me and her can see what stems when she hops up on this dick (laughs)

[Arcane]
Yo Mortimer your pushing it, you pushed her down

[Young Focus]
Don't pick her up, shit maybe we can get some brain

[Arcane]
No need for brain, we're smart enough

[Young Focus]
No need for brain are you insane?
I can't believe I'm who you are
But never mind, lets go and erase all the shit on her DVR

[Arcane]
What? Why?

[Young Focus]
(sighs) Do i got to tell you everything?
Cuz then there's only porn to watch

[Arcane]
I guess
[Young Focus]
Cool, now follow me. Here pop in this DVD

[Arcane]
What? Booty Talk 11. Mortimer i swear we're going to hell

[Young Focus]
But she's gone go to heaven
Put your hands up on her neck

[Arcane]
No

[Young Focus]
Nigga I said do it

[Arcane]
No that's just wrong

[Young Focus]
You's a pussy

[Arcane]
No, it's stupid

[Young Focus]
Aye, remember we were 13 with that puppy?
Michael sold you one
It almost drowned, who saved it?

[Arcane]
You

[Young Focus]
See nigga, you owe me one

[Arcane]
Ok, you win. I'll try it

[Young Focus]
Yes

[Arcane]
But where'd she go?

[Young Focus]
She's in the rear

[Arcane]
I think shes on the phone whispering

[Young Focus]
Shut up punk, I'm trying to hear

[Arcane]
Mortimer, just calm yourself

[Young Focus]
Fuck that

[Arcane]
No one even knows we're here

[Young Focus]
Then who the fuck is at the door?