Heather Says by The Cowsills Lyrics

Heather says that each of us here
Is allowed just one friend
And one friend alone
That's what best friends are for

Heather says that any among us
Who think that it's better
To have three or four
Better change your mind
(That's what she says.)
That's what she says

Heather does bad things in class
But she never, no never gets blamed
And I wager already this week
About fifteen more kids have been framed

And of course, one would nevеr
Dare tell on dear Hеather, dear Heather

And Heather says not a soul in the whole of the fourth grade class
Can jump near as high or run as fast
I suspect someone could, but I can't deny
Heather must win so we never even try
The challenge appears on her lips with a grin
And she gives us that look that says Heather must win
And we, do what Heather says

Heather makes fun of the kids with the mole
And the extra large ears
And she's not satisfied till he's screaming and red and in tears

And of course, no one would ever
Dare tell on dear Heather, Sweet Heather

Heather must be first in Hopscotch
And when we play tag she is it
Soon things will change
Cuz the kids especially Margaret are sick of it

And even I myself think that it's cruel
That everything Heather says goes at our school
Everything Heather says goes at our school