Now The Beach Sucks by The Cootees Lyrics

Screaming kids are in my way
Yeah, what a lousy day
Muscle-head jocks, they're all the same
They make my beach so lame

Whoa...(whoa...)
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa...

Now the beach sucks!
The beach sucks!
The beach sucks!
The beach sucks!

Ugly girls with cellulite
They make me scared to sleep at night
Now it's raining Diet Coke
This beach is such a joke

Whoa...(whoa...)
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa...
Now the beach sucks!
The beach sucks!
The beach sucks!
The beach sucks!

Whoa...(whoa...)
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa...

Now the beach sucks!
The beach sucks!
The beach sucks!
The beach sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks!

Hey, hook me up with those pork rinds