Toady Mans Hour by The Claypool Lennon Delirium Lyrics

[Intro]
Toady Man

[Verse 1]
In Toady Man's hour
He liked to flex his power
But things have gone a little bit sour
Since he showed his dirty hand
Now the newsman's a-knockin'
Attorney fees are clockin'
And everyone is throwing rocks at the Mr. Toady Man

[Refrain]
Toady Man

[Verse 2]
In Toady Man's world
He likes them bleached and curled
He never thought it'd come unfurled
'Cause he didn't think they'd sing
But the birdies started chirpin'
Usurpers are usurpin'
And there's Toady Man just a-blurpin'
How he used to be the king
[Refrain]
Toady Man
Toady Man

[Chorus]
If Toady Man weren't such a toady man
He could have been ruler of the land
Instead he's just a toady little man

[Refrain]
Toady Man
Toady Man

[Verse 3]
In Toady Man's hour he rode the Ivory Tower
But then he tried to sniff a flower
That he really should have not
In the Hollywood hustle
He flexed his mighty muscle
And now he's in a legal tussle
Fat bastard got caught

[Chorus]
If Toady Man weren't such a toady man
He could have been ruler of the land
Instead he's just a toady little man
[Refrain]
Toady Man

[Outro]
"I once met the toady man and he's actually quite charming"