The Chefs Song by The Chronicles of Manimal and Samara Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
Culinary connoisseurs
Welcome to our special
Evening Supper Club

Tonight we have a special guest appearance
From an award winning chef
Not to be missed

Before we begin
Could everyone please
Leave their opinions and children at the cloakroom
‘Cos no one wants to hear them
Really

I don't want to overcook
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This evening's menu
Fеatures only the finest and freshest
Locally sourced produce

For starters
We have the exquisite foie gras
From the liver of our kitchen porter, Gary

Chop chop
Underpaid labour
Wash your hands
First In
First Out
You are, useless

Is there any way you could make this pudding less conservative?
Excuse me, do you speak American?
No!
Salt is not a vegetable and you cannot have fries with that

Everything is funny
Until you
Become dinner

Revenge’s
A dish best served cold
But don’t wait too long
Or it will get
Old
Chorus:
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook

What appears to be the issue here
Er
I think I'll have the braised Boris Johnson
Actually