Boasting by The Chefs Lyrics

I have got a plastic goldfish bowl
2 fish one I bought and one I stole
One of them is golden and one of the is black
The orange one has brown spots on it's back

I have got a little blue mini car
A message from my idol to sweet Carl
A jacket and my best shirt from where your favourite stars lurk
These things I am proud of
I wish I was much louder

Well I have got a pair of canvas shoes
That everyone would buy if they could chose
Laces made of string and soles made of leather
They are just the thing in any kind of weather

I have got a pair of pointed crepes
A 10 inch whirlwind record that I think is great
A jacket and my best shirt from where your favourite stars lurk
These things I am proud of
I wish I was much louder
Boasting, boasting, boasting
Boasting, boasting, boasting