I Wore Red to Target/Customer Service Tirade by The CheeseBergens Lyrics
I Wore Red to Target
I wore red to Target
Not the best idea
I wore red to Target
And everybody near
Asked me "Do you work here?"
Said "Can you help me miss?"
Come on don't you know
I can't take much more of this
Chorus:
Guess I was asking for it
Cause look at what I started
Had it coming to me when
I wore red to Target
Tried hiding in the bathroom
I thought that would be safer
'Til someone said hey miss
We're out of toilet paper!
If one more person bugs me
I swear I'll flip my lid
This woman came up to me
And that's just what she did
Repeat Chorus
I could have gone to another market
I could have worn blue or green
But I had to go to Target tell me what did it mean?
Did it mean? Did it mean?
Did it mean? Did it mean!?
I made up some fake discounts
I gave her wrong directions
I told her there were frying pans
In the electronics section
Then I felt so much better
And everything was fine
Until when I discovered
I was in back of her on line
Repeat Chorus
Customer Service Tirade
I've been on hold for 45 minutes
Don't ask me how my days going
Can I speak to the supervisor
What do you mean you're the supervisor
Customer service tirade 4x
Whatever happened to the customers always right?
That's not even proper grammar
How much are they paying you an hour?
Are you listening to anything I'm saying?
Customer service tirade 4x
Was there ever a good old days
Were people weren't so freaking rude?
I wonder if they put up an ad
For a dumb kid with an attitude
I'm going to write a strongly worded email
This is so going on Yelp
What do you mean my tone is aggressive?
Hello?
Customer service tirade 4x
I wore red to Target
Not the best idea
I wore red to Target
And everybody near
Asked me "Do you work here?"
Said "Can you help me miss?"
Come on don't you know
I can't take much more of this
Chorus:
Guess I was asking for it
Cause look at what I started
Had it coming to me when
I wore red to Target
Tried hiding in the bathroom
I thought that would be safer
'Til someone said hey miss
We're out of toilet paper!
If one more person bugs me
I swear I'll flip my lid
This woman came up to me
And that's just what she did
Repeat Chorus
I could have gone to another market
I could have worn blue or green
But I had to go to Target tell me what did it mean?
Did it mean? Did it mean?
Did it mean? Did it mean!?
I made up some fake discounts
I gave her wrong directions
I told her there were frying pans
In the electronics section
Then I felt so much better
And everything was fine
Until when I discovered
I was in back of her on line
Repeat Chorus
Customer Service Tirade
I've been on hold for 45 minutes
Don't ask me how my days going
Can I speak to the supervisor
What do you mean you're the supervisor
Customer service tirade 4x
Whatever happened to the customers always right?
That's not even proper grammar
How much are they paying you an hour?
Are you listening to anything I'm saying?
Customer service tirade 4x
Was there ever a good old days
Were people weren't so freaking rude?
I wonder if they put up an ad
For a dumb kid with an attitude
I'm going to write a strongly worded email
This is so going on Yelp
What do you mean my tone is aggressive?
Hello?
Customer service tirade 4x