The King of Calculus by The Cheer of Senior Year Lyrics
He pulls up to the school in his Mustang without accident
It’s Dr. Jason Watts, the unequivocal King of Calculus
His presence on the road is something to be feared
With 310 HP, you can bet he’s in the clear
The traffic on the 431 doesn’t stand a chance
Like a speeding red comet, he’s gone in a glace
Differential equations are easy with his TI-92
As he expresses frustration over Albertville’s tax revenue
If we’re talking education, you can’t beat his knowledge
Look on the wall, there’s 4 degrees with 12 years of college
He did his time as the Dean of the Snead Snate Parsons
Now he’s back, destroying problems in mathematical arson
To help us learn, he consults the philosopher Dr. Suess
So he can watch the test scores do anything but reduce
With a focus in Ed. Psych, he knows what we’re thinking
As he writes down 12 extraneous solutions without even blinking
He’s a master musician, known as the “Father of Spooky”
If you hear his beats, you can tell that they are undeniably Gucci
After Think Tank, we jam out to the song “Down the Rabbit Hole”
While Dr. Watts solves impossible equations on cruise control
If you ever need help on quantitative analysis
You better be sure to ask the true King of Calculus
No, he doesn’t ask for a quid pro quo
Because you have to understand all that you know
It’s Dr. Jason Watts, the unequivocal King of Calculus
His presence on the road is something to be feared
With 310 HP, you can bet he’s in the clear
The traffic on the 431 doesn’t stand a chance
Like a speeding red comet, he’s gone in a glace
Differential equations are easy with his TI-92
As he expresses frustration over Albertville’s tax revenue
If we’re talking education, you can’t beat his knowledge
Look on the wall, there’s 4 degrees with 12 years of college
He did his time as the Dean of the Snead Snate Parsons
Now he’s back, destroying problems in mathematical arson
To help us learn, he consults the philosopher Dr. Suess
So he can watch the test scores do anything but reduce
With a focus in Ed. Psych, he knows what we’re thinking
As he writes down 12 extraneous solutions without even blinking
He’s a master musician, known as the “Father of Spooky”
If you hear his beats, you can tell that they are undeniably Gucci
After Think Tank, we jam out to the song “Down the Rabbit Hole”
While Dr. Watts solves impossible equations on cruise control
If you ever need help on quantitative analysis
You better be sure to ask the true King of Calculus
No, he doesn’t ask for a quid pro quo
Because you have to understand all that you know