Welcome to Landonville by The Change: Another Teenage Werewolf Musical Lyrics
[Girl 1]
Welcome to Landon--
[Boy 1]
This is Landonville a place that's had its fill of everything that's strange
[Girl 2]
Somehow we've managed to make everything average and we're never gonna change
[Boy 2]
We hate things that are new like newfangled attitudes
The newspaper's always gray
[Boy 3]
So please don't come around and make trouble in our town
[All Students]
We will kill you right away
Welcome to Landonville
[Boy 1]
Where nothing ever happens
[All Students]
We're all run of the mill
[Boys]
No heroes, stars, or captains
[Boys, Girls]
We'll stay (We'll stay)
This way (This way)
[Boy 3]
We'd never come out gay
[Boys]
Don't like visitors but still
Welcome to Landonville
[Principal Vanhelsing, spoken]
What are you people doing? Singing and dancing?
[Boys, spoken]
Sorry Principal Vanhelsing
[Principal Vanhelsing, spoken]
Singing is tolerated, dancing is frowned upon but singing and dancing is simply not permitted
[Girl]
Don't come to Landon--
[Principal Vanhelsing]
When I arrived this was a village of chaos
They did whatever they chose
So I brought discipline
A firm fist always wins, applied right to a nose
I jail all the schemers, suppress all the dreamers
I want all of them gone
I put them in my mold, they come out dead and cold
Now they are automatons
[Principal Vanhelsing, Girls]
Don't come to Landonville where nothing ever happens
Do not test my goodwill
I can become a dragon
I keep (She keeps)
My sheep (Her sheep)
In a state of mental sleep
I'm queen of this ant hill
So don't come to Landonville
[Boy 4, spoken]
It's cool, she's gone
[Boy 5]
We try to have fun, but grown-ups want none
[Girl 3]
They want us dull and prim
[Boy 6]
When we want thrills
[Boy 7, Girl 2, Both]
They feed us pills until we're just like them
But we know the day will come (we know the day will come)
When someone breaks the rules (someone breaks the)
Someone who makes some waves and save us from this school
[Boy 1]
Someone, who?
[Students, Girls]
No fun in Landonville
Where nothing ever happens
And young dreams slowly wilt
Until they're all sent packing
We hate (we hate)
This fate (this fate)
But we cannot move out state
From here it's all downhill
No fun in Landonville
[Father, Girl 1]
This, son, is Landonville (this, son, is Landon--)
Take a look around you were born in this town, just down the avenue
Just be aware you'll always need to be careful or they might come after you
When you ruffle feathers they go to great measures to instantly crack down
We ran ten years ago so we should lay low or they'll chase us out of town
This, son, is Landonville where nothing ever happens
When you take tests just chill [?]
It is written that you have to fit in
I'm sure it's quite a thrill
This, son, is Landonville
Welcome to Landonville
Welcome to Landon--
[Boy 1]
This is Landonville a place that's had its fill of everything that's strange
[Girl 2]
Somehow we've managed to make everything average and we're never gonna change
[Boy 2]
We hate things that are new like newfangled attitudes
The newspaper's always gray
[Boy 3]
So please don't come around and make trouble in our town
[All Students]
We will kill you right away
Welcome to Landonville
[Boy 1]
Where nothing ever happens
[All Students]
We're all run of the mill
[Boys]
No heroes, stars, or captains
[Boys, Girls]
We'll stay (We'll stay)
This way (This way)
[Boy 3]
We'd never come out gay
[Boys]
Don't like visitors but still
Welcome to Landonville
[Principal Vanhelsing, spoken]
What are you people doing? Singing and dancing?
[Boys, spoken]
Sorry Principal Vanhelsing
[Principal Vanhelsing, spoken]
Singing is tolerated, dancing is frowned upon but singing and dancing is simply not permitted
[Girl]
Don't come to Landon--
[Principal Vanhelsing]
When I arrived this was a village of chaos
They did whatever they chose
So I brought discipline
A firm fist always wins, applied right to a nose
I jail all the schemers, suppress all the dreamers
I want all of them gone
I put them in my mold, they come out dead and cold
Now they are automatons
[Principal Vanhelsing, Girls]
Don't come to Landonville where nothing ever happens
Do not test my goodwill
I can become a dragon
I keep (She keeps)
My sheep (Her sheep)
In a state of mental sleep
I'm queen of this ant hill
So don't come to Landonville
[Boy 4, spoken]
It's cool, she's gone
[Boy 5]
We try to have fun, but grown-ups want none
[Girl 3]
They want us dull and prim
[Boy 6]
When we want thrills
[Boy 7, Girl 2, Both]
They feed us pills until we're just like them
But we know the day will come (we know the day will come)
When someone breaks the rules (someone breaks the)
Someone who makes some waves and save us from this school
[Boy 1]
Someone, who?
[Students, Girls]
No fun in Landonville
Where nothing ever happens
And young dreams slowly wilt
Until they're all sent packing
We hate (we hate)
This fate (this fate)
But we cannot move out state
From here it's all downhill
No fun in Landonville
[Father, Girl 1]
This, son, is Landonville (this, son, is Landon--)
Take a look around you were born in this town, just down the avenue
Just be aware you'll always need to be careful or they might come after you
When you ruffle feathers they go to great measures to instantly crack down
We ran ten years ago so we should lay low or they'll chase us out of town
This, son, is Landonville where nothing ever happens
When you take tests just chill [?]
It is written that you have to fit in
I'm sure it's quite a thrill
This, son, is Landonville
Welcome to Landonville