The Ballad of Guskin the Gophertaur by The Centaurworld Cast Lyrics

[GOPHERTAUR]
In the underground, there's no shortage of pretty things
And the wormtaurs and the moletaurs got no eyes
So sit back with a hot stein full of corndogs

[HOLETAURS]
Corndogs...

[GOPHERTAUR]
And I'll tell you of the most beautiful guy...

He's Guskin the Gophertaur, look at him go
Watch him dig with his powerful thighs

[HOLETAURS]
Thighs...

[GOPHERTAUR]
Oh, he's Guskin the Gophertaur, you'll fall in love
Everybody!
[GOPHERTAUR AND HOLETAURS]
With his beautiful gophertaur eyes

[GOPHERTAUR, HOLETAURS, AND HORSE]
He's Guskin the Gophertaur, look at him go

[HORSE (Spoken)]
Ha, I don't know what you're talking about, Ched. These guys look like they're getting along to me

[GOPHERTAUR AND HOLETAURS]
Watch him dig with his powerful thighs

[CHED (Spoken)]
Yeah, yеah, sure, the holetaurs arе. But, uh, you just watch... Heheh. It gets better

[GOPHERTAUR AND HOLETAURS]
Guskin the Gophertaur, you'll fall in love
With his beautiful gophertaur eyes
With his beautiful gophertaur-

[GOPHERTAUR (Spoken)]
Ice... Wait a minute, what's this ice doing in my hole?

[COLDTAURS]
What's this hole doing around our ice?
[GOPHERTAUR]
Move it over there!

[HOLETAURS]
You should follow his advice!

[MOOSETAUR]
But we need it for the hootenanny

[COLDTAURS]
You know we brought it all the way here...

[WALRUSTAUR]
We like to keep it nice
But if we put it over there
Then there'll be trashtaurs by our ice

[TRASHTAUR]
Yo, explain the trashtaurs, we make the planet gross
But we're picking up your garbage, let me tell you something, folks!
If! You! Don't! Want! Trashtaurs coming 'round
Then throw your stuff away, don't leave garbage on the ground!
If! You! Don't! Want! Trashtaurs coming 'round
Then put your stuff into the bin you centaurs all leave garbage on the ground!

[TREETAUR SHAMANS]
Loud, you guys are loud, and annoying
[TRASHTAUR]
Thank you!

[TREETAUR SHAMANS]
It was so hard for us just to come and be a part of this
We pulled our roots up out of the ground
And rode a whaletaur 'cross the sea
Just so a bunch of birdtaurs
Could nest in us and use our bodies as a restroom

[MOUTHPIECE]
Comfortable Doug...

[CRANDY]
Comfortable D!

[MOUTHPIECE]
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug...

[CRANDY]
Oh, Comfortable D!

[MOUTHPIECE]
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug, Comfortable Doug!

[CRANDY]
Deeee! Deeeeee! Dee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee

[MALANGELA]
Malandrew!

[MALANDREW]
Yes?

[MALANGELA]
Malandrew!

[MALANDREW]
Yes?

[MALANGELA]
Would you please bring mommy her hat?
I'd like to go home, guess what mommy just learned
It turns out I like cats!

[MALANDREW]
Oh, but Grandmama
You're not my mom

[MALANGELA]
Haha, that's silly!

[MALANDREW]
My mom went missing years ago

[CATTAURS]
Fine, everything is fine
Making biscuits with my feet
Or draped across the beach
And nothing bothers me!